Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

Meatwad: Shhh, I'm trying to sleep, so that the real rainbow will come... (A rainbow appears) Meatwad: ...the real rainbow! I did it! I brought happiness and joy to us all! (The rainbow attaches itself to Carl's house and rips it off the foundations) Carl: Oooh, good. Meatwad: Well, I gotta go, see ya later.

(Frylock has gotten an e-mail on his computer. He reads it aloud) Frylock: 'Go down to the park and step into the rainbow... and you'll be rich with gold. Forward this to 20 people, or we will burn your brain from the inside. Go down to the damn park.' Man, who would be stupid enough to check this out? (Cut to Carl, who is down at the park) Carl: I'm gonna give this rainbow-thing another five minutes... and if it don't show up quick... then I am going down to the store and get a hot-rod magazine... 'cause they got them chicks with the boobs on there.

Carl: While we're on the topic, what's that around your little straw thing there... danglin' like it's yours. Master Shake: Oh, you like it? It's new. Carl: Yeah, I do like it. I liked it when I bought it.

(Opener. Dr. Weird and Steve stand in front of the laboratory presentation door) Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, I have created... this thing! (The door opens to reveal a strange contraption with a rainbow shining from it. The title at the bottom reads "RainbowMaker 400") Steve: What is it? Dr. Weird: I don't know! Stand over here! (Steve walks over to the machine) Steve: You mean right... (Steve is hit by the rainbow beam and is sent flying into the sky) Dr. Weird: It works! I am one can short of a six-pack! (The lights then go out) Dr. Weird: The lights. Who is that? Who's here? (We see the rainbow beam through the darkness. The machine is being carried away. The lights then go back on) Dr. Weird: That thing I created, it's gone! (The camera then zooms to show the obvious hole left in the wall by the Rabbot) Dr. Weird: Who could have penetrated my impenetrable fortress? (Dr. Weird's hair then lights on fire) Dr. Weird: My hair heater!

Dingle: NO FEET! Merle: Yeah that's right, ass! No feet!

Meatwad: He told me to get in the freezer 'cause he said there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer. I got freezer burn and I got mushed up against the chicken.

Shake: We should of gone to the dry cleaners. Chicks love to clean. Frylock: Chicks? We're here to solve a mystery, Shake! Shake: I know, the mystery of where the women are, right?

(We hear knocking on Frylock's door. When we hear voices, it is obviously Shake) Shake: Frylock, find out what kind of acid dissolves meat. Meatwad: No, don't do that! Shake: Meatwad, that's what we're doing. Meatwad: That's not what we're doing. Shake: Frylock, look it up on the internet!

Meatwad: You don't need a machine to make a rainbow. For rainbows are made of happy thoughts, and dreams, and chocolate unicorns, and gumdrops, and licorice sunsets, and fuzzy gumdrop bears, in chicken curly chocolate gumdrop land...