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Carl: (Asking Frylock about the Frat Aliens) These your friends, Fryman? They're from space; typically, that means you're somehow connected.
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(While DP is trying to explain what the initials stand for)
Shake: Dude Pal! 'Cause you're my dude! Pal!
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DP: You guys seen my probe?
Frylock (pointing to DP's probe by the laser grid, twitching): Yeah it kinda got burned off by the laser, I guess you thought it was a woman's breasts or something...
DP: Oh are you serious?
Frylock: Yeah.
DP: Well, did I score with her?
Frylock: Oh, for crying out... it was a LASER
DP: Ohhh busted!
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Shake: Someone's a little bi-curious!
Meatwad: I ain't no bi-curious, I'm a man's man!
Shake: It's too late! For I have planted the seed of doubt!
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Shake: I hold my booze... my BOOZE!
Frylock: Yeah... and that's drink number two for him isn't it?
Shake: ...And I look at boobs all day too!
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Shake: DP, I'm about to throw.....down.....dude. I almost said throw up.....but I didn't.
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Oglethorpe: And that's why I said you could not buy the roller skates... What happened to the window? Ahhh!
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Meatwad: Get away from me! You stay outside.. you scare me!
Skeeter: Ohhhh... Rejected!!
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Master Shake: How about we have a panty raid?! (DP Throws up) Oohh... Okay. Well... finish throwin' up there...
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Master Shake: Carl! Top shelf. Not the high end model, but it works for you and... ya know your... income bracket. But don't worry, I'm not gonna tell anybody how cheap you are.
Carl: Yeah, come closer there, Shake man. You won't tell anybody anything... ever again.
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Master Shake: Hey buddy how's it goin'? Ya know, I just happen to check the PH levels in your pool and they are incredibly high, not good. Fix it or I'm gettin' a lawyer! Okay, Bye!
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DP: Oh, oh wait, uh hang on. Did you see, like uhhh uh, a little... naked dude out on the street anywhere?
Frylock: Uh yeah, I think he's dead. (the dead frat alien twitches)
DP: (in a sullen tone) Are you serious? ... Well, when he wakes up, make him drink.
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Meatwad: What was that noise?! (he clears his throat) Like I give a bullcrap. I'm a man, boy. I'm macho. I ain't no bi-curious. If I was that, how come my muscles be all big? And wearing this spandex?
Shake: Right... You're full blown gay!
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Steve: Hey, I'm back from lunch.
Dr. Weird: Where's mine?!?!
Steve: Uh, I thought you said you don't like to eat cause you said food makes you really... uh... crazy?
(Dr. Weird then proceeds to rip out his own brain)
Dr. Weird: This makes me really crazy!
(Dr. Weird's lifeless body falls to the floor and his brain takes on a life of its own)
Dr. Weird's brain: Get me some fries, boy!
(The brain fires lasers at Steve and chases him off screen)
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Carl: Are these friends of yours Fryman?
DP: Hey where's the club, I need to piss.
Carl: They came from space, you know... typically that means... you're somehow connected.
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Carl's Answering Machine: This is Carl, leave a message, or uh leave me alone either way, I don't care. Unless this is mom, and in that case... Happy Mothers Day.