Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

Meatwad: I remember that one time you was in the bathroom.. with that magazine. 'Cept that we ain't got now bathroom, so you know.. And we all know what you was doin'! Flashback Frylock: I'll show ya stars! Take this! Master Shake: Wait! What I'm doing in here is private! Present Day Master Shake: Oh man! Back then I was so self-conscious about my body. You know, Frylock wanted to fix that hole but I said no. And now, I like it when people watch. Meatwad: I still can't figure out what you're doing with yourself.

Master Shake: So what's up with you? We don't ever talk anymore. Meatwad: What is up with me? Well, I got me a leaf mulcher. Master Shake: Really? That's interesting. Meatwad: Yeah. And uh, you know it comes with the warranty and it's got three different.. ya know, settings on it. Master Shake: Yeah, yeah. Meatwad: I ain't got no money for gas, I spent pretty much all the money on the leaf mulcher. Master Shake: Don't talk to me about gas.. Meatwad: So yeah, probably gonna have to sell the leaf mulcher. Master Shake: Yeah..

Master Shake: Hey, how about that time Playboy called me. Meatwad: What boy? Master Shake: The playboy! He wanted me to go party at his mansion house. Ya know, cause he had too many girls and not enough guys. Ya know, he called me! Remember?! Flashback Master Shake: No Jimmy. Sorry, I'm counselling a youth camp today. Yeah, I'm doing some stuff with my church. Thank you, though. Have a blessed day.

Meatwad: Remember uh.. Remember that date I went on with Farrah Fawcett? And uh.. She said, "Let's get nude! Go to this hotel and like, do all this stuff! And she starts like playin' with me and she starts like huggin' on me. And I says, no, no girl. My show is on. So she dropped me off. Master Shake: You know, you and I? We've made a lot of sacrifices over the years. And if it wasn't for us, some people would not be where they are today. That sucked about Farrah Fawcett, by the way.

Flashback Frylock: I don't know how we're gonna pay for this. Master Shake: That's for me to worry about. Present Day Frylock: And remember when I got the bill?! Master Shake: No I sure don't. Flashback Frylock: Where the hell is Shake?! Meatwad: He says, "I'm moving to Mexico, 'til all this "bill" business chills out. Present Day Master Shake: I have never said that. I have never even said those words! Meatwad: Oh really? Flashback Master Shake: I'm goin' to Mexico, until all this bill business chills out. Present Day Master Shake: You can't prove that I said that! Meatwad: Oh yeah? Well, what do you think of this? Videotape of Flashback Master Shake: I'm goin' to Mexico, until all this bill business chills out. Meatwad: I have hidden cameras everywhere.

Meatwad: Carl!! What's up?! Carl: Nothin.. Why you call me, here? Meatwad: I made you a shirt, man. Carl: Oh wow, how thoughtful. You know what? I made you a shirt, too, but see without the 'R' part! Get it? I made you a 'SHIRT'! Hahaha. Come get it before it sinks! (flushes) I had a lot of meat last night! Hahaha.

Meatwad: (holding a shirt made from pubic hair) Here Frylock; I made you this. It's a shirt. One hundred percent pubic. Frylock (at a loss for words): Uh, thanx.