Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

(Frylock sees why the experiment won't work) Frylock: Oh, you're supposed to add DNA. Meatwad: What's a DNA? Carl: It stands for "Do Not Enter my Pool... Assman".

Hand Banana: (To Carl, sinisterly) Tonight...you! Carl: (After a moment) Heh heh heh! What d'ya think he means, "Tonight, you"? It's like he's threatening me or something.

Shake: What are ya talking about, tubs?

Carl: See, you don't know what rape is like. For years, I thought it was funny. Oh yeah! Rape's so funny. Until you've been raped. You're about to find out what that's like, Handbanana Handbanana: Hey, let's think about this. Carl: Oh, we're done thinking. Cause see, everything I think, you're there. Haunting my dreams. Handbanana: Come on now, I can be good. Carl: No, see I don't think that you can.

Carl: Handbanana, I want you to meet The Enforcer. Spaghetti: I want my name to be Spaghetti. Carl: All right, Spaghetti. Whatever, I don't care. Just, you know, just do what I tell you. Spaghetti: What the hell are you lookin' at? Carl: I'm your father. I just made you. Spaghetti: I got your father right here! Heheheh. I got your daddy! Carl: All right, enough talkin' with the dogs here..

Spaghetti: I don't know.. I'm done with that. Somethin' about you though.. It just seems like we click or something. Feels comfortable. You know what I'm saying? Carl: Uh, well, yeah... I mean, I don't know about that.. I did create you from some of them weird hairs, you know, that grow out of the bottom of my feet.. Spaghetti: Wow, I got those too! You're like the only other person that I heard of that got those! Hey, we got a lot in common here. ...I'm gonna rape you! Carl: No, please! Spaghetti no!

Carl: Oh man. That is a load off my mind. Knowing that rapist is gone. Man, feel good out here. Might just..get nude! Heheheh. Shine some sun where the sun don't shine, you know what I mean?! Heheheh ...long past the point of carin' on this

Frylock: Carl, do me a favor and spit in that pool. Carl: Oh, you mean "MY" pool? Meatwad: Oh, is this your pool? Carl: Yeah, it is. Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Carl: No, you may not. Master Shake: How about if I swim in it? Carl: No. Meatwad: Do you mind if we make a dog in it? Carl: Yeah, I do mind very much if that's cool. Master Shake: Yeah, he does mind. Frylock: You haven't been usin' it! Carl: That's not the point! Master Shake: He's going to very soon! Carl: Just cause I haven't been using it doesn't mean like.. "Here, turn it into a dog laboratory"!

Meatwad: There's Handbanana. Good boy! Carl: Oh, he's not a boy anymore. He's a man... 'CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME! Handbanana: Do you think you could back that up? Carl: Listen to this guy. "Could back that up", I got bruises to prove it! Handbanana: No, I mean that ass... back it up. (Laughs sinisterly) Carl: You hear what he's saying?! Handbanana: Sounds like someone wants to get raped again.

Carl: What the hell? No, no, no, bad boy. Bad boy! You live over there. Go, go back to the freaks! Handbanana: Who you callin' "boy"? My name's Handbanana. Carl: What? You talkin' to me here? Handbanana: No, not anymore... (Shuts the door) We're done talking. Carl: Hang on, let me bend over and pick this thing up here. (Handbanana jumps on Carl's rear and starts to hump and butt rape Carl) Handbanana, NO!

Carl: You ever been raped by a dog? Meatwad: No. Carl: See, I think that's what Hell's like. Constantly raped by dogs. I don't know if I believe God... but, I think he must hate me. Frylock: Carl! Carl: 'Cause he allowed you to create a dog that constantly rapes me!

Frylock: Come on, Carl. He hasn't even been here one day. How could he possibly learn the English language? Hand Banana: (to Carl) See, all I know is ball and good... and RAPE!