Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

Master Shake and Meatwad are having a debate over whether or not plaque is a real problem for teeth. Meatwad points out that Shake doesn't have any teeth, which prompts Shake to respond by saying "I'm straight, teeth are for gay people, that's why fairies come and get them." Meatwad doesn't believe Shake for a second, so he sets off to Frylock's room to search the Internet to prove his point.

After searching and then threatening to stab Meatwad's mouth shut and chop him with an axe (which causes Meatwad to cry), a pop-up ad comes up and Shake clicks on it. This causes more to pop up, and Shake continues to click on them. Eventually, the situation gets so out of control that the ads cause Frylock's computer to crash- while still appearing throughout the house.

Frylock arrives home shortly thereafter to find what Shake has done, which because he still can't stop clicking on the ads in the first place has caused Meatwad to become lost in Frylock's room. Eventually Frylock pulls the phone line and then the power goes off, which brings the Internet Wizard (actually spelled "Wwwyzzerdd.com") to the Aqua Teens' house. Frylock wants to know what's going on and for it to stop, and is challenged by the Wizard to enter the Internet.

Once inside, Frylock is bombarded with more popup ads and sees them cause even more damage as Carl, who has subscribed to the Wizard's service, has had his bedroom covered with popup ads and can't get to his bathroom because some "stupid ass hit the monkey game" is blocking it. Carl then loses the fingertips on his hands when another pop up drops in while his hands are sticking out. Frylock then demands to see the Wizard's supervisor, which causes the Wizard to simply put on a goatee and anger him further.

Eventually Frylock is presented with two choices...agree to the service arrangements or not. Frylock naturally chooses not, but doesn't read it in full and finds out that he'll be prompted again in 90 days to make a choice. He decides to take Shake and Meatwad to live in the woods away from technology for that period of time, only to find that Shake has a wireless internet connection that streams pop-ups.