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Master Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
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Shake: Listen to me carefully, Meatwad, is it hot girl-on-girl action?
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Shake: "I didn't realize I was in the supreme frickin' court here, should I have my lawyer present, for my frickin' trial!?"
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Frylock: I wanna speak to your supervisor!
www.yzzerdd: All right, hang on a sec, I'll be right back... (Starts sparkling then puts on a black beard and mustache on his face, the stops sparkling) I'm the supervisor. What seems to be the problem?
Frylock: Wha- YOU'RE THE SAME DAMN GUY! YOU JUST PUT ON ANOTHER BEARD AND MUSTACHE!
(Short pause)
www.yzzerdd: No...
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Master Shake: Get outta my way, you don't need one!
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www.yzzerdd: It's only $44.95 a month. That's pennies a day.
Frylock: Look, I didn't sign up for this crap. It was my roommate's doing.
www.yzzerdd: Surely this convenience entices you! Pornography and online gaming at hundreds of times the speed of your normal advertising service provider! It's so easy to use, and the surgery to implant it in the base of your skull is so painless that its no wonder I'm number one!
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Shake: Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.
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Frylock: Why is my door locked?
Shake: I don't know, we've never been back there. Hey is that your room? Hey when did you start living here? Hey, we're roomies!
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Shake: Oh my god, did you see that?
Meatwad: Yeah I know. Win real money! Hey click on that. Now give me five on black.
Shake: Give me ten on red. No, you're gonna negate me. No, don't do it!
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Shake: Just keep talking, Meatwad. I'll follow your voice to the action. And those perpetrators will pay! I will.. redden their buttocks.
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Shake: Computer,look up teeth and plaque... and Metallica.
Meatwad: And Justin Timberlake. Do Justin Timberlake. J-u-s-
Shake: Silence! The system needs complete silence for it to work.
Meatwad: Oh shoot I forgot! I'm sorry.
Shake: Well, I'm sorry but if you can't learn that little lesson then someone's gonna get their little mouth stamped shut with skewers! Then we'll see how easily the axe slices through the meat!
Meatwad:...WAAAAAAAA!!!
Shake: Ok, maybe that was a little huge. Listen, I would never hit you with an axe... when you had skewers through your mouth.(Meatwad starts crying again) I'd figure one or the other would be enough.
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Shake: Hey, do you have any of the girls that... don't have the ZZ Top lumberjack look? If I wanted to date Sasquatch, I'd call your mother. HAHA! ...Did you hear me? I said if I wanted to date Sasquatch, I'd call, NO DON'T!