Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

Boxy Brown: That wasn't no grandma, boy; that was a grocery bag.
Meatwad: But you just a box.
Boxy Brown: I just a what, bitch?!

Carl: I frickin' rented this thing this morning! Shake: Yeah, we know how you did it, congratulations. The bank gave you a credit card. It doesn't make you better than me! But you see, nobody gives me credit, because I'm a bad risk, and I don't pay my bills on time. So I have to work for what I have.

Frylock: Hey Carl. Carl: (Angrily) Take a look at that. (Points to his car, which has been thrashed) Frylock: (Trying to act as though all is well) Oh, Carl this is pretty boss, man. Where'd you get those graphics done? Carl: Thank you. I didn't frickin' do it! Frylock: Then why are you showing it to me? Carl: SOMEONE STOLE IT, RACED IT, AND BROUGHT IT BACK!

Shake: Why dont you go back into your house and shut up! (Carl's head explodes)

*Seeing Shake with a giant rocket* Frylock: Shake! That's never going to work! Shake: Yeah, I know the colors clash. I asked for florence copper and got stuck with Sungria Sunrise. Frylock: Well, I'm not going to be a part of this. You guys go ahead and kill yourselves if you want!

Shake(dressed as a cop): Please step out of the car, have you been drinking ma'am? MeatWad: Well hell ya, want me to mix you something or...

Frylock: Fluids are dripping from dash board. Meatwad: No that's a soft drink machine. Frylock: No those are fluids. Meatwad: Soft drink is a fluid.

Frylock: Where did you get those graphics done? Carl: Thank you, but I didn't do it!

Meatwad: I see your noticing my braids. Carl: No I'm not.

Carl: Kiss my ultra mega ass!

Carl: Why are there skid marks here. Shake: I was just mowing the lawn. Is that a crime?

Carl: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy off the pedal there, Jeff Gordon. I am keeping the graphics.

Frylock: Tell your buddy Dewey to get the hell outta the fan housing please.

Shake: Look, I know! It's not an ideal situation. But let's just take a few breaths and calm down. Let's just get in there and you do it.

Meatwad: Go to Mach 1. Engage warp speed. I'm late for work.

Shake: Yeah, I won uh…participant.

Frylock: (Describing Meatwad's car) The crankshaft somehow found its way into the woofer in the back!

Meatwad: Are you depressed? Has high interest rates got you down? My name is Meatwad and today I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. Sell your organs, live, over the internet. Get money back on your baby! …That doesn't sound right, where's my sheet?

Frylock: Thirty-two grand? That doesn't sound right. Did he even look at the car? Meatwad: Yeah, I mean over the phone. He says that it sounds like the hobbit that turns the crankcase is depressed and needs therapy. We need to get us a new hobbit. They's from the land beyond time. Land beyond time's also gonna hook us up with the unicorn for the radiator. I ain't even gonna tell you about that haunted air conditioner. Plus the air filter, that's made of plutonium. That's gonna involve Superman, so, y'know, plus shipping from Krypton. Then the cow jumped over the moon. Frylock: Is this what he told you, or is this how you heard it? Meatwad: You should read it for yourself. I don't even know anymore.

Dr. Weird: (After Javier picks up Dr. Weird's medallion) Put it back! (Dr. Weird proceeds to shoot tacos out of his mouth that cause janitor to explode)

Meatwad: But you just a box. Boxy Brown: I just a what, bitch?!

Meatwad: And now you can try one of these Ultra Mega Braids Carl. Carl: (walking away) Yeah, kiss my ultra mega ass.

Meatwad: But I'm a wild man. I can't drive 55.

Shake: Alright. I want you to walk this line until you reach that manhole, and then when you fall in, I need you to recite the alphabet backwards.

Meatwad: Now remember Boxy, I helped you move your grandma into her home; that was my day off. Boxy: Oh, that was no grandma, boy, that was a grocery bag. Meatwad: But you're just a box. Boxy: I just a what bitch?!?! Meatwad: You're duke of New York, A #1! Boxy: You say it louder, boy. Meatwad: YOU'RE DUKE OF NEW YORK, A #1! Boxy: Heh, heh. Yeah!

Meatwad: (after Carl's head explodes) Why'd he do that? Shake: Why wouldn't he?