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Frylock: (Asking about the hospital) They have nurses, don't they?
Meatwad: Yeah, but they don't go in there no more 'cuz he spits on 'em and calls 'em harlots and barks at 'em to get nude."
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Frylock: (To Little Brittle about being a Christian and a vampire) Look you can't be both. You can only become one or the other... AND THE OTHER WHICH IS A VAMPIRE IS IMPOSSIBLE!
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Frylock: See I knew it! I knew some bull**** was up with you, I KNEW IT!
Little Brittle: Look you, Brittle is gonna live forever! Otherwise I go down to hell... and Satan send me back here as somethin' worse. He's got all thee bright ideas, he don't tell me none of them!
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Frylock: (Flipping through pictures) You don't remember meeting us? Okay, a couple of years ago, you were a six-foot-tall spider that wanted us to help you drill a hole into the earth to unleash demons to run your global diet pill pyramid scheme.
Little Brittle: The what?
Frylock: All right, what about this one? A year later, you were a cow that tried to get us to bring all our garbage to you so you could use flies to evaporate the walls of a bank so you could get the money and...
(Flips to picture of himself in an S & M mask and quickly flips away)
Frylock: So you could get the money to rent patio furniture that you hadn't paid for yet.
Meatwad: And this is us at dinner right before we sent you to the slaughterhouse.
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Meatwad: (About MC Peepants) We'll never see him again will we?
Frylock: Nope, not 'till next year...
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Shake: Where are you going?
Frylock: Wherever the hell we want.
Shake: Not without me!
Meatwad: We're goin' to the old folks home to see Little Brittle.
Shake: Go without me.