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Frylock: Sounds like it's coming form the basement.
Shake: (Banging the broomstick at the floor) YOU SHUT UP YOU HEAR ME IT'S 3 O'CLOCK AND PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!!!!
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Mummy: HUUUUUGGGGGGG!
Frylock: I'm sorry... I'm not really... all that comfortable with that.
Mummy: (Pointing at Frylock) CURSE!!!!
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Shake: Do you know what time it is, huh? It's 2:30 in the afternoon, and people are trying to sleep.
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Meatwad: Should we tell him?
Frylock: Nah, I think that Master Shake knows how to tell him.
(Shake runs up to Carl)
Shake: Hey hey, Carl? What the hell happened to you?
Carl: What are you talkin'... (Looks down and notices that his body has been transformed into that of a snake) Oh god!!!
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Frylock: I'm serious, Shake, if you start to feel your eyes boil, anything, page me.
Shake: And where are you going to be?
Frylock: I'm going to make a quick stop at the library.
Mummy: MALL!
Frylock: After I go to the damn mall.
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Shake: So you were the one doing all the moaning when I was tring to sleep, huh? (Mummy laughs)
Frylock: Shake, you don't wanna piss him off. He has the power to curse you.
Meatwad: Do it Shake. Piss him off.
Shake: I'll do what I want, when I want, and how I want it! And no Mummy... you hear me band-aid...
Meatwad: Here it comes.
Shake: No Mummy's gonna tell me, what to do!
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Meatwad: You know that's a good idea. I'll become the igloo. He'll see me in the crawlspace and he'll say "Hey, igloo. Eskimos must live here."
Frylock: That's a brilliant camouflage. You're the smart one.
Meatwad: I sure am.
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Shake: I got a curse for you. It's called, "tomorrow morning, your ass is out of here." I'm going back to bed!
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Shake: I'd feel better if you shut the hell up while this is on. Here's a great frigging idea for you, how about one minute of silence in this house while I'm trying to watch something?
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Frylock: (reading "Mummies for Dummies") The curse of the mummy is actually just a figure of speech. Vomiting locusts for a thousand years is just an old wives' tale. The real curse of the mummy is that he is completely socially inept, devoid of all manners, gold-digging, manipulative and a selfish brat. Don't ever wake him unless you have a lot of time and money on your hands. Thank you for buying "Mummies for Dummies."
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Frylock: Shut up and eat your cheese sandwich!