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Ignignokt: (Laughing at Frylock) You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Ignignokt: Oh, nothing; it's cute. We have five.
Err: ...Thousand.
Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand.
Err: Don't question it.
Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two.
Ignignokt: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.
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Frylock: (From the bathroom) Shake, have you seen my towel?
Master Shake: Just use a paper towel.
Frylock: I'm taking a bath!
Master Shake: They're right in the kitchen, just go get 'em!
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Ignignokt: Using a key to gouge explitives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship. Carl: (Standing next to his car, which has"The Moon Rules #1" written on it) WHO DID THIS TO MY FREAKIN' CAR?
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Ignignokt: (Knocks on Carl's door and Carl comes out) Hello, Carl. I am Ignignokt and this is Err. Err: I am Err! Ignignokt: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon. Err: You said it right! Ignignokt: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours. Err: (Jumps into Carl's line of vision as he tries to look at Ignignokt and Err's two-dimensional ship) Man, you hear what he's saying? Ignignokt: Some would say that the Earth is our moon. Err: We're the moon! Igningnokt: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is the moon. Err: Point is, we're at the center, not you! Carl: No the real point is, I don't give a damn!
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Inignot: If you have a problem, maybe you should take it up with Mr. Laser.
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Carl: You must be the ones who etched "The Moon Rulez, #1" on the side of my car.
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Master Shake: (emerges from Carl's pool and gasps for breath) Twenty seconds! It's a new world record!
Inignot: (emerges from Carl's pool) Twenty-three seconds.
Err: That is the new moon record!
Inignot: Then it shall be so.
Err: Now and forever.
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Err: We smoke while we flip the bird.
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Inignot: We do whatever we want, to whomever we want, at all times.
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Frylock: What happened to Meatwad?
Err: He got busted man.
Inignot: For drinking and stealing and smoking in a non-smoking area.
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Inignot: Pick up that stereo and sink it deep within your body.
Meatwad: But then that would be stealing.
Err: Not if you need it, and you need it.
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Inignot: Your roommate is a nerd.
Err: Yes, on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.
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Meatwad: Where's my whiskey? I'm 'bout to get tore up!
Inignot: We shall acquire some wine on the way to the mall.
Err: And then you can get tore up.
Inignot: And pass out in the hot sun.
Meatwad: Them's my boys!
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Frylock: Shake, have you seen my towel?
Master Shake: Just use a paper towel.
Frylock: I'm taking a bath.
Master Shake: They're right in the kitchen, just go get 'em.
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Ignignokt: (flipping off the earth) I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
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Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, behold. (He has his electric guitar turned on and plugged into an amp) Are you ready to rock?!?
Steve: I-I-I'm ready to rock.
Dr. Weird: Then I'm going to blow your hair to the back of this auditorium! 1-2-3-4! (He begins to play a tune) This one's called "Robot Affliction!"
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Meatwad: Someone light me up, I'm having a nic-fit.
Ignignokt: Err, light him up.
Frylock: Meatwad!
Err: Here.
Ignignokt: Encourage him in his habit.
Err: That's a good smoker.
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Ignignokt: (questioning Frylock's lasers) What was that?
Err: Whoa, did those just come out of your eyes?
Ignignokt: They're primitive.
Err: Damn those are fast, man!
Ignignokt: We are not impressed.
Err: They weren't that cool.
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Ignignokt: You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Ignignokt: Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five.
Err: ...Th, Thousand.
Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand.
Err: Don't question it!
Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two.
Ignignokt: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.
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Ignignokt: Now wrap yourself around that rack of DVDs.
Err: Smoke up!
Ignignokt: Smoke while you are doing so.
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(On The Moon)
Carl: Oh boy, this is what I've always wanted.
Err: Silence nerd!
Ignignokt: Prepare for a moon spanking.
Err: Now you drop those sweatpants right now!
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Ignignokt: Well for one thing, the moon has one third less gravity than your earth, I don't know if you can understand that, but our vertical leap is beyond all measurement.
Frylock: So what you're saying is that your culture is more advanced, because you can jump higher?
Ignignokt: Yes, observe. (Jumps 1 inch)
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Frylock: Do not drape that on my computer!
Err: I'm gonna.
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Err: Point is, we're at the center, not you!
Carl: No, the real point is... I don't give a damn.