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Ol' Drippy: Meatwad, do you have any real dolls?
Meatwad: Well, real dolls cost money, and I'd rather just use the unlimited power of my imagination. 'Cuz I ain't got no damn money.
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Ol' Drippy: Idle hands spend time at the genitals.
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(Ol' Drippy has bought lattes for everyone except Shake)
Master Shake: Hey, where's mine?
Ol' Drippy: Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't know you were here.
Master Shake: Go get me one. No wait, just give me yours.
Frylock: Shake, that's rude!
Master Shake: He's being rude to me! He bought the lattes! And that's rude... introducing them to this environment!
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Dr. Weird: Gentlemen...!
Steve: You know, you can call me Steve. I mean, there's no one else here...
(Creature from the Black Lagoon walks up behind Steve)
Steve: ...Right?
Dr. Weird: My mind!
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Frylock: You got three raw chickens here on the floor, a dog wouldn't even take a crap in here!!
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Frylock: He pushed you out of the way of that truck!
Shake: Listen, he's in a better place.
Frylock: He's in the grill of the truck!
Meatwad: He was my best friend!
Shake: Yeah? Well then you should know something. When he was pushing me, he mentioned something about not liking you.
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Meatwad: Dewey, do you take this headless supermodel with the six-pack to be your lawfully wedded wife so that you guys can work on the railroad together and build supertrains and drive them to Jupiter with Pac-Man? Say "I do."
Ol' Drippy: I do.
Meatwad: Whoopie!
(Carl then enters the room)
Carl: You two-timing bitch!
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Ol' Drippy: Here, Shake, eat my head.
Shake: Here, kiss my ass! Forget about it.
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Meatwad: I want a dog. Can I have a dog? (Shake spits all over the hot dogs)
Shake: There, you still want one?
Meatwad: I sure do, pick one out for me.
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Carl: Someone wanna tell me why my pool is full of hot dog chunks and dirty dishes?
Shake: Oh Carl, you didn't mess with it, did ya? Cause it's gotta sit up for a few days with the battery.
Carl: The battery?
Shake: Yeah, ya know the one from your car. I dumped some shampoo in there too but it's dog shampoo so I dunno if it's gonna work but we're prayin' like hell that it does.
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Frylock: Wait a second... is this cheese? How you gonna clean the kitchen with cheese, Shake?
Shake: We don't. Look, that room is dead to me now. But we make the living room the new kitchen. Now, I know what you're probably thinking, "Shake, where's the stove?" (Sets the chair on fire) Here it is!
Meatwad: Hey watch this! (throws can of air freshener at chair which explodes sending Shake through the front door)
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Shake: Hey Carl.
Carl: Shut up! Wait, where you going with those dishes?
Shake: Nothing! (scampers off to put the dishes into Carl's pool)