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Dr. Weird: I need to lose twenty more pounds or I'll never be pretty!
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Captain: Who wants to meet the captain and feel sexy with him?
Meatwad: I do. I want to meet the captain.
Frylock: NO You don't!
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Shake: I need to get my schedule. I need to access my data base to see if I'm on schedule. I don't know.
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(Carl on the phone with his insurance broker)
Carl: Yeah, look Vishal.
Vishal: What did you call me here for? Where did you get my number?
Carl: My pool exploded... again.
Vishal: We don't cover mysterious explosions.
Carl: What do you mean it doesn't cover mysterious explosions?
Vishal: How many of these do you have in a week?
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Shake: Hey, you fly. Why don't you check the gutters?
Frylock: Why would it be in the gutters Shake?
Shake: Well that's where your DVD burner ended up, when it decided not to work.
Frylock: Oh, I damn sure better not find that up there!
Shake: Well that's the last place I remember chucking it.
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Frylock: Hey! Dammit! You did throw my DVD burner up here!
Shake: Next time try buying one that works.
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Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, behold! I... have lost weight!
Steve: Hey-hey! Looking good!
Dr. Weird: Yes, uh, all sugars, gone. Manually! With this!! (Holds up bloody chainsaw; we also see he's cut off the skin from his legs) Bwahahaha!!!
Steve: OK... Uh, I'm gonna go to lunch...
Dr. Weird: I need to lose 20 more pounds, or I'll never be pretty!
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Captain: It's okay folks, we're safe. I scared them off with my nudity. (Pause) Does that arouse anyone down there, or?...
Meatwad: What does that mean?
Frylock: It means we're getting off this boat right now.