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Meatwad: Can I get my jam box?
Frylock: Maybe later.
Meatwad: Maybe now.
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Frylock: (About the Rabbot-shaped hole in the wall) That could be a clue.
Master Shake: That has nothing to do with this; what's the matter with you?
Meatwad: I found it.
Master Shake: You'll find the back of my hand very displeasing.
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Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare. Behold...
Steve: Hey, Dr. Weird, I thought that grant was for something to like cure diseases -
Dr. Weird: The grant?! What is that?
Steve: Uh...
Dr. Weird: Shut up.
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(Shake and Meatwad fooling with the automatic garage door) Master Shake: Come on! Today! Meatwad: Hey it's going down! Master Shake: Keep pressing it! Keep pressing it! ...Why do you keep pressing it? Meatwad: I'm not doing anything. (Frylock blasts the door off) Master Shake: Well hurrah, now I have to go to the bathroom. Announcer: Shake, you know you don't have a bathroom, baby. Meatwad: So where are we going? Master Shake: Shut your deformed mouth, Meatwad, before I nail it shut. I will be the one asking the questions....come on, go! Will you just go! Frylock: My Fry-dar is picking up an unusual scent off Car's car. Master Shake: It is the scent of jealousy, clearly.
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(The gang are hanging out in Carl's pool) Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Master Shake: Now look, it's clear to me that meteors have destroyed Carl's car... Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Master Shake: ...but he's committed to give us $20... Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Master Shake: ...so what I propose to do, is spend that money now... Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Master Shake: ...before he has time to take it back. Frylock: And we're going to spend it on what? Master Shake: Candies. Meatwad: Hey, Master Shake, can I go swimming? Master Shake: Look, Meatwad, this is Carl's pool, not yours. You can't just decide to go swimming whenever you want. Meatwad: But you're swimming right now. Master Shake: What I'm doing is merely swirling the water about. That's not a crime. Frylock: Uh, Shake, we swam enough now, haven't we? Shouldn't we get going on this mystery? Master Shake: Let's do it tomorrow. It's supposed to snow tomorrow. Frylock: No, we're doing it right now. Master Shake: Fine! Aqua Teens assemble! Because Frylock-baby has to have it!
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(After Frylock blasts a full hole in the garage door)
Shake: Great, now I have to go to the bathroom.
Narrator: Shake, you know you don't have a bathroom baby.
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Master Shake: Yes, no, I don't know, maybe.
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(Shake and Frylock are once again in Carl's pool. Meatwad rests in the grass outside of it)
Shake: I've called this meeting to say that downtown is no longer safe.
(There is a quick cut to downtown, where we see the Rabbot dancing to the music from Meatwad's jambox, with every building covered in hair. Back at the pool, Carl appears behind Shake)
Shake: So in short, we need to pick some new restaurants and nightclubs.
Carl: Get out of my freaking pool!
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(Shake uses his dramatic shake power, shooting out a glob of liquid a very small distance)
Shake: Now come on over here and slip on it if you dare, rabbit!
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(Downtown, Frylock comes to the realization that the Rabbot crushed Carl's car)
Frylock: Look, that rabbit is the thing that killed Carl's car... and we need to stop it.
Shake: Okay, here's the plan. Indigo is right across the street from here, okay?
Frylock: The hair salon?
Shake: Yes. I'm gonna go over there and see if they can squeeze me in for a perm. But when I get back, that rabbit's going down.
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(The Rabbot has sprayed Shake with the hair growth formula, and Shake is pleased to learn that he has grown a full head of long hair)
Shake: I'm beautiful. Look at me, Frylock. I like the length. Makes me look a little wild.
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(The Aqua Teens view the Rabbot in the distance, spraying the hair growth formula on a building, making it sprout hair)
Frylock: Shake, did you see that?
(Shake hops off of the cart)
Shake: That Afro-pick? Yes. And it's mine. I called it. Get away!
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(The Rabbot hops across the city in the background. Meatwad pulls Shake in the wooden cart. Frylock floats along-side)
Frylock: Shake, aren't you curious about the hole in the wall... the hairy jeans, the missing hair growth formula?
Shake: No, I don't think so. The case is solved. It was meteors. Meteors did it.
Frylock: I thought you said a woman did it.
Shake: A woman, a meteor, whatever. Carl doesn't know. We're the detectives.
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(On the upright-rabbit shaped hole in the mall wall)
Meatwad: I found it.
Shake: You'll find the back of my hand very displeasing. Now roll on over here.
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(Frylock, Meatwad, and Shake are still in the mall. Frylock gives his companions the information on the scent)
Frylock: A large quantity of hair growth formula is missing from this counter.
(Shake begins to walk out of the counter)
Shake: As long as we don't need to go back to the lab.
Frylock: I need to go back to the lab.
(Shake falls to the ground in agony)
Shake: God! That'll take a thousand hours.
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(Frylock, Meatwad, and Shake are in the mall, Frylock is analyzing the perfume scent)
Shake: How close are we to avenging the death of Carl's car? And please say soon, because I am bored.
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(The wooden cart that Meatwad is pulling is moving at a snail's pace)
Shake(sarcastically): Slow down, Meatwad. You'll get us all killed. You want to get us all killed? Because you're gonna do it. Keep going the way you're going. Yeah. Keep going. Brilliant.
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(Shake walks out of the house, having gone to the bathroom)
Meatwad: Where are we going?
Shake: Shut your deformed mouth... before I nail it shut. I will be the one asking the questions.
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(Meatwad, harnessed, pulls Shake, who is in a wooden cart, out of the garage. Shake is tired from waiting for Meatwad to get the garage door open)
Shake: Well, hurrah! Now I have to go to the bathroom.
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(The Aqua Teens are assembling. The garage door opens, though it stops at Meatwad's head. We hear Shake's voice from inside the garage)
Shake: Come on! Today.
(The garage door begins to go down)
Meatwad: Hey, it's going down.
Shake: Keep pressing it.
(The garage door begins to open again, but this time stops at about an inch, and then keeps going up and down)
Shake: Why do you keep pressing it?
Meatwad: I'm not doing anything.
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(Frylock and Shake are still in Carl's pool)
Meatwad: Hey, Master Shake, can I go swimming?
(Shake moves to the edge of the pool, where Meatwad sits on the grass)
Shake: Look, Meatwad, this is Carl's pool, not yours. You can't just decide to go swimming whenever you want.
Meatwad: But you're swimming right now.
Shake: What I'm doing is merely swirling the water about. That's not a crime!
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(Frylock and Shake are back in Carl's pool, this time with Meatwad in the background asking Shake if he can go swimming)
Shake: Now look. It's clear to me that meteors have destroyed Carl's car. But he's committed to give us $20. So what I propose we do is to spend that money now... before he has time to take it back.
Frylock: And we're going to spend it on what?
Shake: Candies.
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(Frylock and Shake are in Carl's pool, "solving the mystery")
Frylock: I wonder who killed Carl's car.
Shake: A car cannot be killed. It was murdered... by someone who is jealous of Carl's ability to drive.
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(Meatwad crawls up to the upright-rabbit shaped hole in the wall of the mall)
Meatwad: Hey, Frylock, look at this.
Shake: You get away from that. That's an emergency exit. If you set off the alarm, and get every one of us in trouble... you'll be the one to go to prison, not us!
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(Meatwad has just begun dancing to his jambox, while the Rabbot is still causing chaos throughout the city. Suddenly, however, the Rabbot begins dancing with him)
Frylock: Good going, Meatwad. You've tamed him with your greasy dance of joy.
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(Shake has commanded Frylock to send Carl to work. Frylock points one of his fries at Carl)
Carl: Do not point that fry-thing at me.
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(Carl begins to rant on about his car, and Shake calms him down)
Shake: It's okay. It's cool, man! I'm a detective! Clear the crime scene and let me think.
(Shake looks at the crushed car for a moment, and then makes up an answer in his head)
Shake: Meteors did it! That'll be $20.
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Carl: What happened to my frickin' car?!
Master Shake: Good morning, Carl. How's it goin'?
Carl: Aw, yeah. Good morning to you there, Mr. Food Monster. This is how it's goin'. Look at my frickin' car. It is crushed to bejesus and back.
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(Shake and Frylock are in Meatwad's room, about to wake him up. Shake begins imitating a siren)
Shake: Wake up, Meatwad!
(Meatwad heads for his stereo, puts on some music, and beings dancing)
Meatwad: Good morning, Frylock. How're you doing?
Frylock: Good morning, Meatwad.
Meatwad: This is a good beat. Why aren't you dancing?
(Shake jumps over and crushes Meatwad's stereo much in the same way as Carl's car)
Shake: Dancing is forbidden. It is mystery time. We have a case to solve. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, assemble!
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(Very first scene of the show, takes place in Dr. Weird's laboratory)
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare.
Steve: Dr. Weird, I thought that grant was for something, like, to cure diseases.
Dr. Weird: The grant? What is that? Shut up.
(Dr. Weird motions to the laboratory presentation door)
Dr. Weird: Behold... the Rabbot!
(The Rabbot turns its neck all the way around)
Steve: Dr. Weird--
Dr. Weird: Now bring me my large French perfume... and spray him in the eyes, because that's how it happened to me!
(The Rabbot is sprayed in the eyes with the French perfume, and doesn't like it, as its head continues turning all the way around)
Dr. Weird: Now you feel pretty, don't you?
(The Rabbot begins to hop out of the lab)
Dr. Weird: The Rabbot, my creation!
(The Rabbot breaks out of the laboratory, leaving a upright-rabbit shaped hole in the wall)
Dr. Weird: What has science done?
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(Frylock and Shake are in Carl's pool, "solving the mystery")
Frylock: This is a fun pool. I do like splashing.
Shake: Yes, playing is for pleasure. We should have a pool. Make us one from the sky. I command it.
Frylock(sarcastically): Yeah, I'll do that.
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(Frylock discovers the jeans that the Rabbot covered in hair)
Frylock: Why are these jeans covered in hair?
Shake: Why is anything anything? That is the style from LA! And that is where my manager lives, and my agent, okay? (Takes a pause) The case is solved.
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(Frylock and Shake are sitting in the wooden cart, and Meatwad is harnessed and ready to pull, when Frylock begins to use his Frydar)
Frylock: My frydar is picking up an unusual scent off Carl's car.
Shake: It is the scent of jealousy, clearly.
Meatwad: It smells to me like perfume.
Shake: What did I just tell you? I was not put on this earth to listen to meat.