Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

Master Shake: (Passing off the snake biting Meatwad as the snake kissing Meatwad) The French, they have to unhinge their jaw to show love.

Frylock: I hope you learned your lesson. Meatwad: Yes I did. I mean oh, I did. (pause) What was it?

Meatwad: You killed us. I told you not to do it and you did it anyways. Frylock: No, I didn't. Shake: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Meatwad: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Carl: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Shake: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Meatwad: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Carl: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Shake: Yes you did. Frylock (crying): No I didn't. Meatwad: Well, yeah you, you did. (Frylock stops crying) Frylock: No I didn't. Carl: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Shake: You did. Frylock: No really, I didn't. Meatwad: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Carl: Yes you did. Frylock: No I did not. Shake: Wait, did you just say you did? Meatwad: Oh did he? Carl: What, did he say that he did? Frylock: No, I said that I didn't. Shake: Cause you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Meatwad: Did too. Frylock: Didn't. Carl: Did. Frylock: Didn't. Shake: Did. Frylock: No I didn't. Meatwad: Yes you did. Frylock: Watch it. Watch the fire over there, you're going to burn yourself. Meatwad: Oh thank you. But you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Shake: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Carl: You so freaking did. Frylock: No I didn't. Meatwad: Yeah, of course you did. Frylock: No I did not. Shake: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. (pause) Meatwad: Well yeah, you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Shake: Yes you did. Frylock: No. Shake: Yes you did. Frylock: No I didn't. Carl: You did. Frylock: No I didn't. Carl: You freaking did. Frylock: No Shake: Yes you did. Frylock: No really, I didn't. Meatwad: Yes you did. Yes you did. Yes you did. Yes you did. Yes you did.

Carl: I was gonna yell my brains out at you, but, beacuse of your loss, I might just gently ask, what happened last night with all the noise?

Frylock: I know! We will make the snake throw Meatwad up. Shake: I have an idea. We'll just feed him some of that crap you made us eat for Thanksgiving. You know I threw up for three days it was so disgusting! More like pukes-giving.

Meatwad: If you do that, I will hate you for the rest of the day!

Frylock: Did it come in that box? Shake: I don't know. Frylock: Whoa! What is that over there. Shake: I don't know. I don't know. You're the one with the computer, look it up.

Meatwad: I wanted a bunny rabbit. I was gonna name it Nathan. That's Latin for 'warm,' by the way.

Meatwad: Frylock, please. That was a computer simulation program. And it proved to me that you don't know what I like and what I like to do. And that is to tell you what to do. And you need to listen to what I say 'cause I'm gonna eat your brains!

Meatwad: But I crave brain!

Meatwad: The pains that I was feeling in the back of my head…were very realistic. Shake: And that was just me! Jabbing you in the back of your head with this fondue fork! Meatwad: You did yo' job good!

Shake: Make sure I'm framed up, then blow er' to hell!

Shake: I threw up for three days it was so disgusting. Ugh. "Pukesgiving"!

Meatwad: (Drunk) You gimme another beer, I'm twenty-one! Frylock: Oh, great! He's drunk! Meatwad: I'm not drunk! You the drunk one! An' you wanna do somethin' about it?

Meatwad: (From inside Nathan) Hey Frylock, look! Me and Nathan are cuddlin'… from the inside.

Meatwad: Hold still, Nathan. This'll only hurt once… but damn, will it hurt!

Carl: Here, it's a fruit roll-up. I was gonna make you a casserole for your... for your loss, but uh... but I didn't.

Meatwad: You killed us, I told you not to do it and you did it... anyways. Frylock: No... I didn't! Master Shake: Yes, you did.

Meatwad: You killed me! I ain't gonna forget that.

Meatwad: Well, then know this. (shoots Frylock) Hey, Nathan look! Fresh brains! Come on, lap 'em up while they're still warm... and thinking.

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! I have genetically spliced the double helix of a fried porkchop, with that of my roommate, Randall! Steve: Whoa! Dr. Weird: Hell yes, whoa! Now, come here Randall... and pay your half of the utilities! (laughs)

Frylock: Yeah, thank God, man! They held me down for too long! Got the house all to myself... now I can finally do what I always wanted to do: hang out with the wrong crowd! So, ah, why don't you pick up a couple of bitches and come over here tonight--or I'll put a cigarette out in your damn eye?!

Carl: Yeah, I can't pretend to know what you're going through right now, but... you let go, okay. Thank you. If you need anything, you know who to look to... someone else. Frylock: If only we wouldn't have gotten him that pet. Carl: Don't beat yourself up over it. There's nothing you could do about this. I mean, it kinda was your fault but hey, screw it. They're dead and you're not. Frylock: I appreciate it Carl, I really do. Carl: Is this a cemetary? (Frylock leaves) This is a construction site, isn't it?