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Meatwad: (Addressing the new cellphone) There's no text messaging. This a suck phone.
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Shake: Search for Super Crime, Girls in trouble, and Press release out 2.
(later)
Frylock: Hey here's what your search turned up.
Shake: Sex with animals? There's no time man!!
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Meatwad: Hello, Japan?
Master Shake: No!
Meatwad: Yes, connect me to Godzilla, please.
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Meatwad: Howdy villains! I'm Mr. Mister! Watch your back, crime! When I get pissed; you get mist.
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Shake: Look, we must keep my secret identity a secret. And that's what sucks about a secret identity. I will never get the credit that I deserve for the attention grabbing things that I do.
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Dr. Weird: Steve... pick up that stick and slowly, carefully now... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!
Steve: Aww, hell no!
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Frylock: Rain?
Shake: Yeah, for Justice! Ya know, when the villains... try to do stuff, he's like, ya know, like a rain out! Rain it out...
Frylock: Uh-huh.
Shake: ...Justice rains... supreme!
Frylock: Yeah... that's deep Shake.
Shake: Yeah, see, then they gotta pick another day... to do the crime, and... he'd rain it out again! So... haha... he's a step ahead!
Frylock: Uh huh.
Shake: Finally, the kids schedule their... uh, deeds of, uh, ya know, misdoing... they just... get tried...
Frylock: Wow, ya know, that's really... amazingly lame.