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Master Shake: (Lowering Carl's gun, which is pointed at Master Shake's face) ...Alright, let's just take a step back, breathe deep, and let's go get me those pretzels.
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Master Shake: (Appealing to Frylock) We got electricity and we got each other. The lights go out Look, we got each other.
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Meatwad: Come on, the TV's about to come on.
(He runs up to the blown up TV and presses the button)
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Shake: So why don't you go back to the time before christ AKA next door your house.
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Carl is holding his foot because it is bleeding like crazy
Carl: Oh god! Oh god!
Shake: I know! Another bass fishing show. Two in one day. How lucky are we.
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(Carl is drugged)
Frylock: You can stay with us Carl, as long as you have those pills.
Carl: Thank you daddy.
Carl falls down and lands on a ant hill and ants are crawling all over him
Shake to Carl: You found it. That's the guest bedroom. And hey, you know, if you need to go to the bathroom, you know, just do it.
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Frylock: He needs medical attention!
Shake: What he needs is an upgrade from his satellite provider because if I see one more redneck spit in the lake then I'm going to be forced to get out the chainsaw.
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(Carl is grabbing for the phone with his shotgun)
Shake: Do you need the phone?
Carl: Yes, thank you.
Shake: I guessed it! Do we have a vibe or what?
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Meatwad is sticking his hand near a lawn mower
Frylock: Meatwad no!
Shake: Meatwad Yes! (to Frylock) Are you seeing this?
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Frylock: Those weenies are spoiled by now Meatwad. I mean the fridge hasn't worked for a whole day.
Meatwad: I don't keep them man, I age them, on the window sill. So that when they get all sticky and slimy and smellin' bad like they is rotten...
Frylock: Ewww.
Meatwad: That's when they is getting good.
Frylock: Really?
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Shake: Your my main man.
Meatwad: I am?
Shake: Everybody knows, I say it to so many people.
Meatwad: I knew you'd come around.
Shake: Here.
(Shake stick the TV attena on Meatwad's head)
Shake: Hop on the TV and await further instructions.
Meatwad: I will not fail you.
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Frylock: You are about to learn a lesson in responsibility Shake.
Shake: I'm responsible....for getting us into that club that time. I smoothed talked that guy, you saw me, I layed it down.
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Shake: (to phone) Hello operator? Get me the cable company, please. Are you listening to me? Cause I'm about to unload! Ha! (he throws the phone on the floor and it blows up) Well, the phone's broken.
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Frylock: You flushed the cable bill down the toilet?!
Shake: All the bills, Frylock! They're too expensive! Do you know how much money it takes to heat this house? Take a wild step.
Frylock: Last month, $487.
Shake: And that's a lot of money, isn't it?
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Shake: Those bills will get paid so fast they won't know what hit them.
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(the TV goes blank)
Frylock: There goes the cable. See?
Shake: Terrorists! (to phone) Recite to me the number for the cable people.
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Shake: Hey Carl!
Carl: What?
Shake: You think I could borrow a...come in? Ooh, is this a blooper show? I love these - see watch this - the guy in the cap there, he's gonna get whacked in the groin by the fish - maybe the fish will bite the groin... Oh wait a minute, this is a fishing show, Carl.
Carl: I don't remember ever saying uh... "Come in".
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Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, behold! The thermo... stat!
Steve: That's been there.
Dr. Weird: Observe as I... adjust the heat!
(laughs, then long pause)
Steve: Is it on?
Dr. Weird: You tell me! (laughs, then catches fire) Wait!
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Frylock: It's good to see you're finally taking some responsibility, (Sees the plethora of wires hooked up to Carl's house) ...in the most ass way possible!
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Meatwad: Hey, how come the shower ain't workin'?
Shake: I don't know. Probably maybe something you did to anger God.