Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

The Good:
-The Plutonians want pizza, now that the Mooninites have been given several pies.
-"...On hot days in his und - in the Underworld."
-"What could you possibly have in there?! You're prancing around here naked like you're living the friggen summer of love!"
-"It's the middle of fucking July...I'm sorry, but he just woke me up and it pisses me off."
-Santa's replacement skin is the covering of a soccer ball.
-"Just give it to him; he's not a bright child."

I thought that this was an excellent episode of "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" and it was just laugh out loud hilarious. Meatwad, Shake, and Frylock go to this ancient museum and Shake steals the ancient Egyptian T-shirt. Shake puts on the T-shirt and it doesn't work and he rips it off but it would only fit on Meatwad so Meatwad puts on the T-shirt and it gives him powers. Meatwad forming as a hammer and the security guards jumping on him in the beginning of the episode was very funny. Meatwad bringing a bunch of Easter Bunnies was so freakin' hilarious but random at the same time. Meatwad bringing Santa Claus with the T-shirt was also funny and it was funny when Santa Claus gets cranky because he was sleeping. It was also hilarious when there were giant fire-breathing Easter eggs on Carl's front lawn. The very ending of this episode was also hilarious. I wouldn't recommend kids watching this episode though because kids could probably get nightmares watching this episode especially how Santa Claus' face looks after his face got burnt. Overall, an excellent episode of "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" but don't let kids see it though. 10/10

Shake steals a mystical Eygyptian T-Shirt with supernatural powers but can no longer where it when meatwad shrinks it in the wash. Since meatwad is the only one who can fit in it it becomes his to wear. After meatwad puts it on it is discovered that what ever meatwad thinks comes into beign. He creates several things with his brain consisting of the easter bunny, an unicorn bicycle and manages to sommon santa clause from the north pole.



Classic quotes:



Santa

Its the middle of F%$#ing JULY! The elves dont even come in till september!



Carl

No Please, make sure the house is compleatly destroyed would you?!

The plot:Meatwad puts on a magic shirt that Shake stole from the musuem after Meatwad washes the "ass" out of the shirt, it get's too small for Shake to wear so Meatwad does and it gives him the power to do anything he wants, so he calls up the Easter Bunny and old St. Nick.



But Santa is ed for being called in the middle of July, so after asking him for gifts, Meatwad calls up easter egg montsers which fry Santa and destroy Carl's house while going to the prom the monsters kiss while Carl shouts "Hey, You Forgot My Car!" And grabs a crow bar and breaks his car windows.



After being burned beyond reconition, Santa threatens to beat the $#%^ out of Meatwad and Frylock helps Santa.



Is this Funny? Judge for yourself. To me it's a Riot.



Two popluar childhood myths getting the crap beat of them. Anyone who get's offended at this is obiviously a fanatic of the "Santa Clause" movie or who doesn't realize that ATHF is not for children, This episode will make everyone else laugh hard.

This episode is HORIFYING!!! I can't even believe this, it is wicked scary. I can't even watch this episode, I'm serious. I watched this episode in 2004 and I still have bad dreams. I mean it starts out as a perfect episode, very funny, but after Meatwad thinks up Santa Clause it goes straight down hill. I have tried to watch it again, but every time I freak out. I mean come on, look at the way Santa looks after he gets burnt. So honestly, who could like this episode? It is the weirdest episode of any show I have ever seen. Don't watch it!!!

I've been following this show ever since it came about, and I believe that this is the best episode ever made. It begins with the Team in a museum looking in the Egypt section, when Shake notices a shirt that gives the power to do anything, so he steals it. After noticing the smell of it, he makes Meatwad wash it. Sadly, the shirt was supposed to be washed in cold water, when instead Shake puts it in hot water. This ended up shrinking the shirt, making the only available candidate for the shirt Meatwad. The rest of the episode is filled with halarious moments that will explain why I gave this episode a 10/10.

The episode starts in a musuem that contains ancient egyptian artifacts, the gang comes into view, meatwad and frylock have tape recorders at hand; an audio guide.



Shake, on the other hand, is unsatisfied with what he sees, but gets an idea when he learns about an ancient egyptian T Shirt that "the Pharaohs use to adorn themselves with, to grant wishes", Shake immediately thought of how rich he could be if it were true, and steals the T-Shirt.



Back home, he washes the T-Shirt because it stinks



The cold water causes it to shrink to a size only meatwad can fit into, and he does, molding himself to fit into the neck hole and arm holes.



Shake asks Meatwad to grant him a wish of money and gold, but meatwad being obsessed with Santa Clause, thinks about holidays and thinks up the easter bunny, and two giant easter eggs that land onto Carl's house and breath fire.



The next thing Meatwad thinks up is Santa Clause, who is generally a jerk to the aqua teens for summoning him in July. To his confusion, he steps outside, and is breathed upon with fire, knocking him back onto the lawn, burning.



This is when Frylock shows up, wondering what has happened, and when you think you can't get any worse, Frylock brings Santa inside, with a respirator and life support, he's burned right down to the bone, his face is just a skull.



"I'm going to kill that little meatball!" He cries, trying to sit up, Frylock holds him down.

"How's my face?" Santa asks, "Oh, it's fine...".



From there, Meatwad lets the power go to his head, but Frylock reasons him into taking over for Santa. So the following Christmas, they land onto a rooftop, Santa is in the back of the slay, in his own bubble, still hooked up to a respirator, pained in a black and white checkerboard for christmas.

"The doctors did this for me, for christmas, it's quite nice... It's... My skin for now" Santa starts to cry, "No no, it's okay" Frylock reassures. They deliver presents using Meatwad's wishing power,

"Timmy... Wants a toy train" Santa says, Meatwad thinks up a wooden brain on a stick.

"He said wooden train, not brain!" Frylock says.

"Oh, just put it in there anyways, Timmy's not a bright child".