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Master Shake: (Angry that Meatwad is doing laundry) What could you possibly have in there?! You're prancing around here naked like you're living the friggen summer of love!
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Santa: Master Shake, you've been a naughty boy today.
Shake: Don't play with me, Fat Man!
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Meatwad: (To Santa, who is know with Soccer skin) You'll be bouncin' around in no time, Soccer Clau- (Frylock glares at Meatwad) Santa Claus.. Santa Claus is what I said.
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Museum guide tape: Now if you look to your right, you'll see Egypt's pathetic attempt...of a celluar phone.
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Museum guide tape: Legend has it that Osiris, the Egyptian God of the Dead, wore this ancient t-shirt on hot days in the underworld. It was given to him by an ancient bank, when he opened an ancient checking account. Some say it gave him the power to know and do anything. And that's why most of the dead, in the underworld, referred to him as... an ass.
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Santa: You know that remote control car he wanted? Oh yeah he's gonna get it... (tries to get up.) FAR... up his ***!
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Master Shake: Oh, God. How much longer? Egypt is so boring! It doesn't even exist! You don't hear DMX rap about it!
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(After being engulfed in flames)
Santa: If I survive, I'm gonna beat the **** outta that little meatball.
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Santa Claus: It's the middle of f*cking July! I was sleeping! Those faggoty elves don't even come in until September!
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Shake: Hey, look over here, please (Shake points his middle fingers at the ground and then turns them up to shoot the bird) What's this mean in Egypto?
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The Easter Bunny's Twin: I'm the Easter Bunny's twin brother... Daryl.
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Shake: (Shake is a reindeer and the other reindeer are sniffing his rear) I thought we were gonna be trading off on this.
Meatwad: We gotta finish up America, then we do Europe and then we lock up the Middle East.
Shake: (One of the reindeer mounts him and begins humping him) F*** you!
Meatwad: Cry me a river, bitch.