Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

The Aqua Teens' house smells terrible and Frylock wants to know why. Master Shake is ready to tell him and they enter the house to find that not only has Shake allowed hundreds of pounds of garbage to pile up, he has thrown all of the group's raw meat on the floor, caused a rat infestation, taken out a wall, sealed off Frylock's room, and landmined the hallway (as Meatwad was unfortunate enough to find out). Frylock has had enough and moves out.

After tricking Carl into moving him into his new condo, Frylock decides to visit his friends. He quickly discovers that the situation has gone from bad to worse. Meatwad has begun to develop conjunctivitis from contact with raw chicken while Shake has been abusing him and forcing him to "farm" for their dinner by stealing neighbors' bushes. Not only that, Carl has also developed conjunctivitis in both of his eyes and can't get an ambulance to come to his house because the police won't take his calls. He informs Frylock that not only are Shake and Meatwad living off raw meat, they're burning Styrofoam to stay warm.

Back at his condo, Frylock is getting ready to throw a party for a condo-warming but no one wants to come. His neighbors want him to stay away from them due to his appearance. With Carl unable to attend due to his worsening condition and Shake refusing to allow Meatwad to attend, Frylock is forced to invite the Mooninites to his party. This becomes a terrible idea, as Ignignokt steals Frylock's beer while Err vandalizes the condo with graffiti.

Frylock returns to his former home to once again find conditions have worsened. Shake is now beginning to develop eye problems while Meatwad's eyes have completely swollen shut, and it's unclear whether or not it's due to his earlier illness or abuse by Shake (who claims he "falls down stairs" too much). He brings spring rolls, ointment, and vitamin C pills to help relieve their hunger and eye issues, but after Shake demands he pay them a stipend Frylock leaves for good. He won't even come back when Shake, whose eyes have also swollen shut, begs him to.