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Shake: Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain and that's why we use them to play chicken-ball in the house! Now if you'll excuse us, you have rudely interrupted our dinner! (Closes door on Frylock)
Meatwad: What dinner?
Shake: I don't know. Where is yours? 'Cause this is my mustard!
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Shake: It's opened up now. I got rid of that stupid fire place so the room has a flow. You feel it?
Frylock: We never had a fire place!
Shake: Well, we never used it!
Frylock: We never had one!
Shake: ...well I never liked it.
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Meatwad (via Frylock's answering machine): Hey Frylock. We will be at your party tonight. Do you need us to bring anything or-
Shake (via Frylock's answering machine): Hey, did I say you can go on the phone? Get off the phone-
Meatwad (via Frylock's answering machine): Please help me Frylock! I can't see! (beep)
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Carl: Something's wrong with the air since you left. Look at my eye. Is this normal? I know it's not.
Frylock: Ohhh, which one?
Carl: Oh they're both bad now? (Explosion)
Meatwad: Damn!
Carl: Oh come on! I knew I was feeling tingling over there.
Frylock: Oh, it's just mild conjunctivitis. It's a standard reaction to raw chickens and uh...
Carl: Styrofoam burnings, yeah. That's how they keep warm over there.
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Carl (via Frylock's answering machine): Hey it's Carl, I don't think I'll make your party, buddy. My, uhh, eyes have closed completely now! And the police do not care. So if you can see your phone, please hit 911. (beep)
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Shake: Look, I had to do that. You'll understand one day when your older!
Frylock: I'll send a crew for my stuff later. See 'ya.
Shake: Now I can declare that space as a loss when the taxes are payed in August. Are you listening to me? August is when I do it!
Meatwad: He's gone.
Shake: Who cares? Change all the locks!
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Shake: Now, when we go in there, you have to watch where you step.
Frylock: And why is that?
(The side of the house explodes)
Shake: ...that is part of the reason. Now let's just go in and remember what I said.
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Frylock: Thanks for moving me Carl.
Carl: Yeah, well thanks for leaving. When are the other two showing up?
Frylock: Oh, they're not.
Carl: What do you mean "they're not"?
Frylock: Oh you didn't know? They're staying back at the house... next to you.
Carl: That's not exactly what we agreed upon, is it?
Frylock: Well, I lied. But, here is that candy cane I promised you.
Carl: No, no, save it for Christmas. Just shove it right back up your ass. I'll see you... never.