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George Washington: I have come bearing a message. Great Britain sought taxes from the colonies, and they paid for their greed with blood. Now, do you understand the price of avarice?
Master Shake: Take 'em out.
George Washington: Wait! NO! (gun fired)
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Frylock: Oh, hey Carl.
Carl: What, you got another busted TV?
Frylock: Yeah... Something's horribly wrong with it.
Carl: Wow, that's wireless too huh? What do I care, huh? I'm sure someone'll grab it. Whelp, see ya later. (sneaks back outside and grabs tv) Frickin' awesome.
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Meatwad: Where did you get all that money?!
Master Shake: Well obviously I am a drug lord in this scene. Where the hell else do you think a guy like me gets this amount of cash.
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Frylock: I could use this to feed all the hungry children of the world...yeah, with my new chain of family-style restaurants! (Begins cloning money) Oh, yeah. Oh, hell yeah!
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Frylock: (As depicted on the demonic television set) Come on, Meatwad! You're not hungry for some cane?
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Shake: (Shoots the TV with a crossbow) And now it's changed... The changeling.
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Frylock: Every time you break a TV, Shake, where do you think they come from? Huh?
Shake: Jesus.
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Narrator: Now meet Shake Zula. King of the freakin' idiots.
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Meatwad: Please, Frylock. Make us a TV. I mean, look at me! How else am I gonna face the day? Ain't got no job, my wife left me, bills pilin' up, I got child-support payments. And I don't know if any of what I just said is true.
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Steve: Uhh, look. We would love to make the ice cream social, but umm...
Ignigknot: But what, Steve?
Err: Yeah! Lie to us!
Steve: Umm.... we've kind of gotten behind wor...
Dr. Weird: We have become one!
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(Meatwad watching the TV show with him on it)
TV Meatwad: Oh, Hi, Frylock!
Meatwad: Oh, no! Frylock!
TV Frylock: Oh hey Meatwad, look what I got. (Holds up a candycane)
Meatwad: Don't let him in!
TV Meatwad: Well, come on in!
Meatwad: OK, he's in, but just don't ask him to dance!
TV Meatwad: Do you wanna dance?
TV Frylock: I'd love to dance! Comeon!
Meatwad: You asked him to dance! I told you not to ask him to dance!
TV Frylock: (To normal Meatwad) You shut up!
Meatwad: Oh, god.
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Carl (via the telephone): Hey Fryman. Are you seeing this? I'm on TV, man I'm looking good. (sees Frylock on the TV) Hey, now you're on it too. (sees Frylock take out a shotgun and shoots Carl on TV) What? You stay far away from this house, you hear me? Far Away! (hangs up the phone)
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Frylock: Ah we shoulda cloned twenties, Jackson wouldn't 'a given a sh*t.
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Meatwad: Well I'm in business. (To himself) Business of kicking your ass. And let me tell you... business is booming. I'm open for business. Business is giving you the business... up your butt. (Sees Shake watching him) Did you hear me say that?
Shake: You looking to expand your business?
Meatwad: Business is closed! Business is closed!
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Meatwad: Something's wrong with that TV.
Frylock: Nothing's wrong with that TV. (The TV starts gushing blood) Okay, there's something wrong with that TV.