Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

Carl gets a wig made of animal hair and gloats to the Aqua Teens. Looking for a brush, he has to go to find one, and a mysterious hair holder known as "Styro-Head" starts talking to Bingo, a recurring hovering clown; the next day, Carl's hair is blue and brings home a whore (yuck) and seduces her in front of the Aqua Teens, jumping on top of her. After Carl comes back out, Carl's hair turns red and his feet grow. Frylock, fortunately, is able to get a piece of his hair, and it is then confirmed that the wig has an ancient clowning bacteria in it. Carl has then turned into a clown and the whore runs away. Frylock, unsure how to fix this, freezes him.

The end of the episode, Dr. Weird has Steve frozen (like Carl) because he is a clown and the Styro-Head tells him to do things again.