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Carl: (Sniffs the air) Whatta ya got over there? It smells ... edible.
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(Frylock mentions Carl in the grace prayer) Carl: Hey, don't rope me into this! The Lord does not need to know I'm here!
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Shake: Let me get this straight... Carl... next door Carl, is a giant mutant chicken from the future?
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Carl: It's your great great great great great great...
(about 1000 robot turkeys point weapons at him)
Carl: Your mother.
(the turkeys shoot)
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Turk-E-Tron: Is that a time rift?
Frylock: No. It's a curtain
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Turk-E-Tron: Is that a taco pie?
Meatwad: Yes. It's black because I added all the food colouring.
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Meatwad: What's a fellowship?
Shake: It's the gay bar down by the airport.
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Meatwad: The bird is the word.
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Meatwad: Hey Carl.
Carl: Is that all you're gonna say. Are we done here?
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Turk-E-Tron: In the future tacos are banned... and I think we all know why.
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Tom: In the year 9595, one thousand years before Sigourney Weaver!
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Steve: (staring at a decapitated Space Ghost) Uhh... what are we gonna do with this?
Dr. Weird: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!! (pulls Space Ghost's head over his own)
Seth Green: ...nice.
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Frylock: Yeah Shake. Everyone in the future carries their belongings around in a plastic bag.
Shake: That's a future bag, I say that with all confidence. (Shake and Meatwad look in the bag)
Meatwad: These tube socks haven't been washed.
Shake: Why do you have a bar of soap in here? You're a friggin' robot!
Turk-E-Tron: Excuse me? (Holds up a sock) These are weapons! They are all laser guided and I get crazy if you touch them!
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Meatwad: Well we're not American, yet, until we pass that test. That test's a bitch.
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Carl: (Seeing the hundreds of Tom Turkeys on his lawn) You have got to be frickin' kidding me...
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Turk-E-Tron: This reminds me of a long and boring story...