Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

Opening: Dr. Weird looks for his hairarium which Steve says is on his head. Dr. Weird's response? "Bullsh*BEEP*!

Without looking both ways, Shake is teaching Meatwad to cross the road by closing his eyes. Frylock comes wondering what is going on, and tells Meatwad to come inside for some chocolate milk, but Meatwad touches his hand and predicts a future of not drinking the chocolate milk.

This turns out to be reality which Shake becomes very obsessed with. After a while, this doesn't work on Carl and predicts that he will have oil on his front lawn. Meatwad goes to Frylock's room, eating caulk. Frylock soon discovers that the caulk can make people think they can predict the future if ingested. The episode ends with with Carl finding out that the oil is his septic tank and tackles Shake.