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Meatwad: (Trying to convince Shake to grab his hand) I'll be as gentle as a lamb...that works out with weights!
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Master Shake: You may as well just paint yourself yellow, run around like a maniac and call yourself Banana Man.
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Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, where's my hairairium?
Steve: Your what?
Dr. Weird: My hair helmet!
Steve: Oh! Well, that's right there... on your head.
Dr. Weird: Oh... BULLSH*T!!
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Meatwad: Master Shake.
Shake: Ahem?
Meatwad: Oh. Captain Master Shake.
Shake: Of?
Meatwad: Of Interplanetary Traffic Safety Squad & Patrol.
Shake: Which units?
Meatwad: All units.
Shake: Except?
Meatwad: Except Jupiter and Spain. Unless otherwise noted.
Shake: Good! We're learning something here.
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Meatwad: I'm an adult and I deserve an adult glass.
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Shake: He knows! He has the gift... but he's about to lie to you!
Frylock: Oh please, we all know what you do in there Shake, you do it about 5 to 6 times a day!
Shake: And what exactly is it that you think I do?
Frylock: I think you read Butt Frenzy.
Shake: No I don't... but how did you know? YOU have the gift!! I'm surrounded by Shiners.
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Meatwad: (reads the lotto balls) One, two..
Shake: My fingers...
Meatwad: (49 rolls down) ...three, (bigger number rolls down) four?
Shake: Come on, this hurts!
Meatwad: (K rolls down) Ka..Ka-five.
Shake: Ka-five?
Meatwad: Yes, Ka-five.