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Willie Nelson: I was driven here by the villagers when I was doing 30 in a 25...and um...I guess when I say villagers it's more like this one guy. I really didn't know him. But, you know, I knew him, but it's not like we were buds or anything.
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Meatwad: (About Willie Nelson) Well, I thought he was you.
Frylock: No, no, see, I'm a haunted sailor from the -
Master Shake: We know. We heard where you're from and it sucks.
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Willie Nelson: (After Carl answers his front door) What are you doing here?
Carl: I live here, asshole.
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Meatwad: Hey Carl.
Carl: (Looks at Willie Nelson) Whose this, your frickin' mother?
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Meatwad and Carl: BOO!
(They start laughing until they realize the carnage around them)
Meatwad: What the?
Carl: Oh, God!
Willie: JUICE! (Willie slices off Carl's arms and starts drinking the spraying blood, he looks to see the horrified looks on the Aqua Teens' Faces, Carl is still screaming in the background) Oh! I'm sorry, did you want some? (the teens close the door to the attic and begin to nail it shut) Uhh... guys?
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Shake: You are the gayest monster since gay came to gaytown!
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Willie:Oh Carl, what are you doing here?
Carl:I live here ass[bleep]!
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Willie Nelson: Do you have my mail?
Carl: Eat me.
Willie: If you do...bring it over...if you dare! ...God, I suck.
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Dr. Weird: Yes. Come here.
Steve: (As his eyes leap from their sockets) Ahhhhh uhhhhh... (He then proceeds to scream in agony)
Dr. Weird: Shut the fu*k up Steve, you're scaring them!
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Willie: Ummm...are we trying to kill him or scare him?
Shake: Killing is scaring.
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Willie: Is this the missing persons thing? Hey, I know that guy! He's over here.
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Shake: You didn't do jack, did ya, Blood Feast Island Pansy? Which is your new name, until you earn the right to kill!
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Carl: Who's this, your freakin' mother?
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Willie: The shaving. The shaving!
Carl: I'm calling the cops.
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Shake: We know, we heard where you're from and it s-s-s-sucks!