Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

Meatwad: (after being terrorized by Shake using the Remonster to thrash all his stuff around) Hey, did y'all see a ghost pass through here? 'Cause I been hoping like hell that he's gone... Master Shake: He probably went to the store to get some more food for his demons. Meatwad: Ohh, are you serious? Master Shake: You DO know where the demon food store is, right? Meatwad: What are you talking about? Master Shake: It's right BEHIND YOU! Meatwad: (horrified) OHHHHH NOOO! Master Shake: You're IN IT! Meatwad: I'M IN THE STORE? Master Shake: You're in the demon produce aisle! (Meatwad runs screaming from the house)

Olgethorpe: It's a Fargate! Not a Stargate! We'll put it in a wheelchair and give it a mohawk if we have to!

Oglethorp: We have successfully traveled beyond and across both space and time through the Fargate. To get free cable! Emory: I think it's a Stargate? Oglethorp: It's the Fargate! "F"! It's different from that movie, which I have never seen, so how would I copy it? Emory: Chill, man. It's alright. Let's just turn it on. Oglethorp: I just want to make sure that we are clear it's the Fargate. "Goes far." Get it? And there is no way it came from that movie or that syndicated series based on the movie. Emory: But it sure was a good movie. Oglethorp: Ya, yes it was. Turn on the TV, maybe it's on!

Frylock: (Referring to the Remonster) He's dead. Oglethorpe: Impossible! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient bone saber of Zumakalis! Emory: Or probably his head or lungs too, just stab him wherever really. Oglethorpe: And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone. Emory: Yeah really just like anything sharp just laying around the house. Oglethorpe: You could poke him with a pillow and kill him…

Steve: (bites a taco) Yeesh, you call this a vacation? Dr. Weird: No... I call it, TACO ISLAND! (the lab is covered in a taco-based fantasy place)

Emory: Why don't we call him the Universal Remobot? I mean, he is a robot. Olgethrope: But the Remonster is his name. It's branding. Emory: This whole monster thing feels a little tacked on, actually. Olgethrope: I mean, the T-shirts say "Universal Remonster," not "Universal Piece of Crap" like you'd say.

Frylock: You guys are high!
Olgethrope: No!....dude.
Emory: Why man...are you uh, are you cool?
Olgethrope: Yes are YOU cool?

Frylock: Yep, I thought it was about high time we invested in a high definiton plasma screen. Meatwad: But I thought you said T.V. was bad. Frylock: Oh, it is. But we f***in' need it.