The translation from Archer and Krieger's Portuguese exchange:
Archer: Sim. (Yeah.)
Krieger: And you're taking tetraphenol orally, right?
Archer: E também portuguese, em cdrom. (And also portuguese, on cdrom.)
Krieger: Ah, boa sorte! (Ah, good luck!)
Archer: Obrigado. (Thanks.) I dunno Krieger, maybe it's just because I'm a badass, but chemotherapy? It's kind of a breeze.
Krieger: Yeah, that's my point. Two weeks of chemo with no hair loss and you're not experiencing any nausea?
Archer: Nao, gracas a "doobie" medicinal. (No, thanks to the medicinal "doobie".)