Doctor: (Coming out of Archer's surgery) Not too soon for good news, I hope? Oh, and also some very bad news.
Malory: What's the bad news?
Doctor: Uh, I have to take a rain check on that drink; I'm on call this weekend.
Malory: What about Sterling? Ass.
Doctor: Oh right, that's the good news!
Lana: What are you, hourly?