Archie: (after sticking his fist through Jughead's stomach) Ewwwhh! I think my hand just went where too many hamburgers have gone before.
Midge: Holding hands with Moose is not my only function in life!
Archie: So what will I have to do to prove to you that poltergeists built Stonehenge? Jughead: It would take at least seven hamburgers at Pop Tate's.
Reggie: Mark your calendars, pals and gals! Tomorrow is the day Reggie Mantle will make history. Archie: You mean, for the first time in your life, you'll actualy pick up the bill at Pop Tate's chocolate shop.
Principal Character(s): Archie, Dilton, Ethel, Midge
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