(Talking about Miss Brahms) Humphries: She's got a nerve!
Lucas: What's the matter now?
Humphries: She wants to remove my shirt and put a bra there instead.
Lucas: Just you or all of us?
Humphries: (about Mr Grace) He's worth two million.
Lucas: Two million!
Humphries: He can't take it with him.
Lucas: The way he's walking, he looks as though he's carrying it on his back.
(Mr. Lucas and Mr. Humphries discuss the Blue Cinema Club card that had fallen out of Captain Peacock's pocket)
Lucas: I'd better get it back to him.
Humphries: That'll be the last thing you do.
Lucas: What do you mean?
Humphries: Well, if he knows that you know that he goes sitting in that little cinema, where there's no room for your legs and they all have their macs over their kneesā¦
Lucas: (Loudly) How do you know what it's like?
Humphries: My doctor sent me there for therapy.
Lucas: Did it work?
Humphries: That's none of your business.
On New Year's Day 2010 BBC 2 broadcast a colourized version of this episode. It was the first time it could be seen again in colour since its original transmission.
This pilot episode was originally aired unexpectedly (and without advance publicity) during the 1972 Munich Olympics. It was run in place of Olympic coverage after several days worth of events were cancelled due to the terrorist attack on Israeli athletes. It was later repeated at the start of the first season. Although it was originally produced in colour, only a black and white copy is believed to have survived.
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