Mr. Lucas -- dressed as a peg-legged pirate -- loses his balance as he comes down the stairs and is unable to finish his line.
Mr Lucas: We could have a horse and sleigh. Miss Brahms: Where are we supposed to get this horse then? Mr Lucas: Well I didn't mean a real one, just two people in a costume. (grins at her) You could get in the front and I'll get in the back. Miss Brahms: Not likely. I'd get hydrophobia! Mr Humphries: You mean claustrophobia. Hydrophobia is when you get bitten by a mad dog. Mrs Slocombe: With him in there she'd probably get both!
Mrs Slocombe: I hope we're not going to be late tonight, because I've left Winston clinging to the curtain ring--he refuses to come down. The mere sight of my pussy drives him mad.
Mr Grainger: I must say a flaming pudding does put the final touch to Christmas. Miss Brahms: Yes, let's hope it's better than the flaming turkey.
This is the final appearance of Larry Martyn as Mr. Mash.
Mr Grace: Did you enjoy your lunch? Captain Peacock: Well up to the usual standard, sir. Mr Grace: One must push out the boat occasionally. Mr Humphries: Pity it was the Mary Celeste. The Mary Celeste, an infamous ghost ship, was found abandoned in 1872. The disappearance of its crew was never explained.
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