Mr Humphries: (seeing Captain Peacock in a dark outfit) Oh! It's the Masked Starnger. Take my body but leave my jewels alone!
Captain Peacock: Mr Humphries, it's me!
Mr Humphries: (disappointed) In that case, I take back the offer.
Miss Brahms: Oh, do you know, I wish I'd put on thicker knickers this morning.
Captain Peacock: You young girls today don't wear enough clothes.
Miss Brahms: And how would you know?
Mrs Slocombe: You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. I had to thaw me pussy out before I came. It had been out all night.
Mr. Lucas: The shear excitement of an announcement by Mr. Rumbold is sending the blood pounding through my temples already. Mr. Humphries: That's not excitement, that's a hangover.
This episode was inspired by the real life miners' strike during the winter of 1974, which led to power cuts, a 3-day work week, and eventually to a new government.
Lucas: (referring to Mr. Mash) He's one of us. (is about to take a sip of the hot chocolate Mr. Mash provided)
Mash: Ten pence each.
Humphries: He's not one of us. (he and Lucas put their hot chocolates back on Mr. Mash's tray)
This is a twist of an incident that cost Jeremy Lloyd his job at Simpson's Department Store. He had sold soft drinks to fellow sales clerks during a heat wave.
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