Mr Mash: Here's a Spanish onion and carbolic soap. Put the one under your arm and the other under your tongue. Mr Lucas: Will this get me the afternoon off? Mr Mash: It got me out of D-Day.
Nurse: (to Lucas) You're normal. Mr Humphries: Yes, but we're working on it.
Captain Peacock: Mr Humphries, I trust you have no objection to having a lady behind the counter? Mr Humphries: I have absolutely no feelings on the matter.
Hilde Fenemore's cleaning lady character Elsie is called Daphne in this episode
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