Captain Peacock: Mr Lucas, would you like to save Mrs Slocombe? Mr Lucas: Do I have to? Captain Peacock: Yes. Mr Harman: Now remember, Mrs Slocombe, relax and let your body go. Mr Lucas: From the looks of it, she already has.
Mr Rumbold: We British have a natural resistance to kissing each other. Mr Humphries: Unless we score a goal. Then it's every man for himself.
Here's how the Gents' Ready Made department reacted when a female prop malfunctioned: Grainger: The same thing happens to Mrs. Grainger whenever she eats meringues. Lucas: No wonder she's banned from all the tea rooms.
Not easily heard above the laughter: Mr. Humphries lives near Notting Hill Gate.
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