Customer: And you really think this type of corset will keep my figure under control?
Mrs Slocombe: Well, the stiffeners are the best quality whale-bone.
Customer: Yes, but will they be strong enough?
Mrs Slocombe: Well, they're strong enough for the whale.
Mr Lucas: Alexander the Great was my age when he died and he practically ruled the world.
Mr Humphries: But could he take an inside leg?
Mr Grainger: Where they all against me?
Mr Harman: Everyone except Mr Lucas.
Mr Grainger: Dear boy.
Mr Harman: He wanted to send you to the knacker's yard!
Mr Harmon: I got good news and bad news. Mr Grainger: What's the good news? Mr Harmon: I could hear every word they said. Mr Grainger: What's the bad news? Mr Harmon: Every word they said.
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