Mr Humphries: If it's scent, why can't you clear some space in the ladies' department?
Mr Grainger: Precisely. Mrs Slocombe's already displaying far too much underwear.
Mrs Slocombe: Are you suggesting, Mr Grainger, that I should remove my underwear and put perfume there instead?
Mr Grainger: Are you suggesting that I should remove my trousers and put perfume there instead?
Mrs Slocombe: Captain Peacock! You, a happily married man!
Captain Peacock: Ah, were it but so.
Mrs Slocombe: Oh, no, not another one.
Captain Peacock: After fourteen years you don't know what it's like.
Mrs Slocombe: I didn't remember what it was like after seven years.
Mrs Slocombe: Good morning Captain Peacock. You're rather later than customary, are you not?
Captain Peacock: Well, apart from one or two other things, I had to get my wife off.
Harold Bennett does not appear in this episode.
Joanna Lumley would also appear in "German Week" and go on to portray Patsy Stone in "Absolutely Fabulous. She also happens to be the ex-wife of co-creator Jeremy Lloyd.
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