Are You Being Served?

Mr Harman: (seeing Mrs Slocombe's mannequin bust is too large) The problem is you're overstuffed. (Starts to reach into the mannequin's shirt, and pulls out stuffing) Say when.
Mrs Slocombe:: (aghast) STOP HIM, CAPTAIN PEACOCK!! I will not have rough workman hands inside my bra!
Mr Harman:: It could be your last chance.

(The stock room worker carries in the Mr Humphries mannequin, with his right hand between its legs)
Mr Humphries: Do be careful with your right hand, you're making my eyes wobble!

Mr Rumbold: Mr Grace is continuing his campaign to advertise Grace Brothers. Two hundred Mrs Slocombes and one hundred fifty Mr Humphrieses will be going on display in various branches. Mrs Slocombe: If I had known I was going to get displayed in 200 different positions in my underwear, I would have withheld my consent. Mr Humphries: I'm already in the Portsmouth branch in my underwear and I have had a lot of fan mail, most of which I don't understand and none of which I intend to answer.