Mr Harman: (after Miss Belfridge accidentally flashes her underwear) You've just made a happy man feel very old.
Mrs Slocombe: I always keep a couple of pound notes tucked away in my knickers, just for emergencies. Unfortunately, last week I had an emergency.
Mr Humphries: What happened?
Mrs Slocombe: The elastic broke.
Mrs Slocombe: I shall be succinct and to the point.
Mr Humphries: All very well, but what are you going to say?
Mrs Slocombe: Give us your money, Jug Ears, or else!
Mrs Slocombe: We must do something that they can't forgive us for. Mr Humphries: I've often done that, but I've always been forgiven. Mind you, it was always the same vicar.
Actor Rusty Goffe, who played the monkey, played an Oompa Loompa in the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and gives an interview on the special edition DVD of that film.
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