Gordon Peters bought some brown trousers in "Cold Store", a season earlier. It involved a painful way of measuring his inside leg. It's surprising he returned to this store.
Young Mr. Grace says he's eighty years old on this show, but the next year, the Gents' and Ladies' Departments hold a ceremony for his 80th birthday.
Mr Rumbold: At least you got here on time Mrs Slocombe. Mrs Slocombe: Time for what? There won't be any customers!! And what this is doing to my Domestic arrangement! Having a bath at 6 o'clock in the morning played havoc with my pussy!!! I mean he sleeps in the Airing Cupboard...and the gurgling of the tank woke him up!
Captain Peacock: Mrs Slocombe, uncover your bust, please. Mrs Slocombe: I beg your pardon, Captain Peacock? Captain Peacock: Your counter bust, Mrs Slocombe. We're open for business.
Mr Humphries: (on why he came to work dressed as a sailor) It was the only way I could get out of Newcastle-on-Tyne at 4 o'clock in the morning. People are very kind to the services, you know. Captain Peacock: You were very lucky to get away with it. You know you should have the name of your ship on your headband. If the naval police had spotted that, you'd have got into trouble. Mr Humphries: And I would have got into worse trouble if they'd seen what was on before. Captain Peacock: What was that? Mr Humphries: "Kiss me quick!"
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