Miss Brahms: I think Captain Peacock is trying to catch our attention. He's waving his arms about. Mrs Slocombe: If he wants to talk to me, he'll have to come across personally. I do not respond to waving. Miss Brahms: What about that man you met on holiday? Mrs Slocombe: That was different. He was waving from a yacht.
Mr Grainger: (about which department should be renovated first) I should be decorated first because I've been here the longest. Mrs Slocombe: My surfaces are cracking up something shocking and I could definitely do with scraping down.
Mr Humphries: They're £8.50, half man-made wool, half polyester. Customer: Surely, that's man-made as well? Mr Humphries: Ah, yes, but it's made by different men.
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