(Voting on what to have for dinner.) Captain Peacock: Ah... that means we have chicken. That will be ah... one pound forty per head.
Mr Lucas: Come on Shirley, you and I could share the wish bone.
Mr Humphries: I know what you're going to wish for.
Miss Brahms: And even if he wins, he won't get it!
Mr Humphries: You know what they say about vodka, Mrs Slocombe? One's all right, two's the most. Three, under the table. Four, under the host.
Mrs Slocombe: Oh, Mr Humphries, what will you say next?
Mr Humphries: Mr Rumbold's the host.
In the space of five years, Hilda Fenemore's character, the cleaning lady, will be named Elsie, Daphne, and Ivy.
Mr. Lucas is introduced as "James Lucas". In later episodes, his first name is "Dick".
Bridal Veil Customer: We're torn between Eastbourne and Brighton (for our honeymoon). Mrs. Slocombe: Why don't you compromise and try Beachy Head? Beachy Head, a cliff on the south coast of Britain, is a well-known suicide spot.
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