Mr Humphries: (writing Mrs Slocombe's personal ad) How would you describe her?
Mr Spooner: Old bat seeks comfortable tree to hang in.
Mrs Slocombe: (slurring her words) Mr Rumbold, I hope you're not laboring under the misapprehension that I was there boozing. I only popped in to buy some ... crissops.
Mr Spooner: I expect this is a new experience for you, Mr Humphries?
Mr Humphries: On the contrary, Mr Spooner, quite a lot of ladies have thought twice about me. Trouble is, it's usually the second thought that puts them off.
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