Army Wives

Pamela: Hey, you're amping up the sex factor already Mrs. Sherwood. Roxy: Especially when he sees you in them jeans. Denise: I should return those. I can't believe you talked me into buying them.

(Roxy has announced that she and Trevor finally went a night without having sex) Claudia Joy: I'm impressed. Pamela: I'm jealous. Denise: I'm speechless. (all girls turn to Roland) Roland: I'm not here. Please leave a message.

Pamela: Hey, you guys, Claudia Joy is doing okay, huh? You've gotta admire how she's been handling things, especially with Mrs. Lenore Baker trying to take her down like that. Roxy: Do you really think she would use what happened against Claudia Joy like that? Pamela: That's how it works around here sometimes. Roxy: Well, what do we do? Denise: We stick together. We support Claudia Joy, no matter what. Roxy: We deep fry Lenore Baker and serve her up with a side of hush puppies!

Roxy: Fastest way to a man's zipper; tight jeans, new haircut.