Lupe is seen wearing a "Stanford Institute of Cartography" sweatshirt at the party. In the pilot episode, it was established that Buster had taken $80,000 worth of cartography lessons in his scholarly pursuits.
During the "Next time on Arrested Development segment...", Gob says to Buster "At least you know what's it like to get punched in the face", a reference to "Beef Consomme", when Buster asks Gob and Michael to punch him in the face as he tried to join their fight.
The products on the sign at the wellness convention are "Placebojolt", "Erector", "SwallowGold", "Adrenoblast", "Groupug", "The Magnet Suit", "Euphorizine", "Bond", "The Magnot Suit" and "Dog Tease".
The demonstrations scheduled at the wellness convention are the "Erector Seminar (7-9pm Friday)" and the "Magnet or Magnot? (Saturday)".
The bar at Gob's bachelor party includes a bottle of "Cloud Mir" vodka. In the previous episode, "Cloud Mir" is a sponsor of the Spring Break, as signs are seen during the festival and Kitty is wearing a "Cloud Mir" shirt while in the restaurant. In "Public Relations", "Cloud Mir" is the drink Lindsay was hired to promote.
George Michael tells Maeby their conversation lasted exactly 28 seconds, which is actually how long the conversation lasted in real time.
Gob: Gilligan killed the skipper ... stripper!
Gob: Yeah, I think that they're going to know that Annyong's not your --
Gob: Would somebody please tell this insufferable child ... to ... God!
Narrator: And Michael arrived home determined to prove that he was, in fact, fun.
Michael: I just booked us a little fishing trip.
George Michael: Why, what did I do?
Tobias: This family is not about to start using. We are pushers, not takers.
Michael: I thought Zenotab was supposed to make everything a little bit better.
Lindsay: For fifteen minutes. Then, it burns when you pee and your marriage goes to hell.
Michael: Let me tell you something. You may not be a father, but you are my brother.
Gob: I might be a father.
Buster: Where'd Annyong get that juice box?
Lucille: Those are for his soccer team. No sugar for you. You just get more awful.
Lindsay: I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
Gob: Lie to her. Tell her that I'm insensitive and unreliable.
Michael: Maybe something about how you can never confront people and you need someone else to clean up your messes.
Gob: See, that's great ... And that's just off the top of your head.
Narrator: And Michael tried to find the money the accountant said was missing.
George Sr.: I don't know. I probably stole it. I mean, if he says it's missing, it is. Unless he stole it. Hey, maybe he stole it.
Michael: He's the one who said it's missing.
George Sr.: Yeah, I probably stole it.
George Sr.: Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be safe in IRAs.
Ira Gilligan: It's Ira, sir.
George Sr.: Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan. Will be safe in Ira's.
Gob's Wife: Gob. I want out. I'm in love with your brother ...
Gob: What?! (turns to Michael) You did it again, you son of a bitch! (punches and knocks out Michael)
Gob's Wife: ... In-law. Tobias. Sorry. I should have finished that thought.
(Sees Buster and the stripper both knocked out)
Michael: I'm calling the cops.
Bix: We're changing again, guys.
Gob: No. No cops!
George Michael: The-the problem I'm having is, uh ... I have a pretty finely tuned internal clock ...
George Michael: ... Which is actually why I'm such a good natural percussionist ...
Michael: Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood. Why do you guys have buckets of blood?
Gob: It's not real blood. It's, um, corn syrup and red dye. Juice.
Buster: We have unlimited juice? (laughs) This party is going to be off the hook.
Michael: You're making Dad your best man? That's great. I guess being your brother and solving all your problems for you doesn't qualify me as your best man.
Gob: Hey, if he wants to support me, I'm not going to tell him to go to hell. Don't worry. You're still ...
Michael: What, invited?
Gob: No, I was going to say you're still the guy I want solving my problems. But, yeah, let me talk to Dad about that invite ... Situation.
Gob: I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. It's like so far, it's been all chain and no ball.
Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
There a bunch of allusions to Gilligan's Island:
-The character named Ira Gilligan.
-Ira Gilligan bumps into George Sr. from behind, causing him to say "Gilligan" angrily, just like the Skipper would say to Gilligan.
-Gob said "Gilligan killed the Skipper--Striper!".
-At the end of this episode, Ira Gilligan was floating on a raft wearing Gilligan's trademark hat and red shirt.