Arrested Development

Michael: Don't tell me he's not in Iraq. Wayne: Oh, no, he is. In fact, he is on the news right now. Turn the TV! Man on the news: Coming up next: Are bees better at sniffing out drugs than dogs? Wayne: I'm sure it's coming right up. You see, they won't take all day. (Minutes later, and still not on) I bet it's after these unserious ads. It's like they're always there when I turn the TV on. Cho: Why don't we go online? Wayne: Cool your Japanese jets. This is just go -- Uh, it's on!

Adelaide: Take a single step to share your love, Gary. (The disabled guy takes a step) Ahh! Faker! (slaps him in the face and Gary falls down) Narrator: She was wrong on that one. It was love that make Gary take that step.

Wayne: Imagine the impact of that scene if it would appear just right after I'd turn the TV on!

Iraqi crowd: Burn Bush! Burn Bush!

Taxi driver in Iraq: Sorry it took so long. The Cheney expressway is backed up all the way to Halliburton Drive.

Buster: Take Condoleezza Rice Lane -- it's faster.

Gob: (sobbing) You came for me, Michael ... or should I say Robot! Michael: Why? 'Cause I'm not crying? Gob: Michael, maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this, but there is such thing as brotherly love. (Sees Buster) ... What is he doing here?

Tobias: Well, I am off to buy the perfect present. Maybe she'd like a suit like this. Narrator: That is her suit. Tobias: Eh, they probably don't make it in a women's, though. Narrator: They only make it in a women's.

Michael: So, you just finished off the bottle? Lindsay: Well, I had to. It's vodka, you know. It goes bad once it's opened. Michael: I think that's another one of mum's little fibs. You know, like, I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Michael: So, there's going to be wine at the rehab, huh? Lindsay: Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit. Michael: (to Lucille) How do you come up with these?

Buster: When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth ... do they have figs over there?

Buster: My love thinks I'm a coward just because I wasted precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.