While Jan Eagle is talking to Michael, she pours a cup of coffee. However, she puts the coffee jug down twice.
(After seeing George Michael and Maeby wearing wedding clothes)
Michael: So, you guys did know about this secret room, too.
Narrator: Buster was worried. That's what all the rocking and humming was about.
Jan: You never heard anyone in your family discuss plans to either travel to Iraq or do business there?
Tobias: Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts and --
Jan Your witness.
Michael: I have nothing.
Michael: Nichael Bluth? Am I N. Bluth? Is he trying to set me up? If I'm N. Bluth, I'm going to prison.
Narrator: Nichael was worried.
Doctor: You could be a groom. Bring a little girlfriend up there with you.
George Michael: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
Doctor: A sister then, or a cousin. 'Course, you're gonna have to kiss.
Narrator: Guess who liked that idea?
Franklin: My name is Judge.
Gob: Whose name is Judge?
Franklin: My name is.
Gob: That's a silly name.
Michael: That's enough.
Franklin: Judge, my name.
Gob: Yes, I am judging your name. It am silly.
Michael: Please stop.
Gob: Oh, now, you're correcting my grammar.
George Sr.: Why can't you be more like Buster? He put himself in a coma to protect this family.
Narrator: ... and Michael discovers that he wasn't "N. Bluth" after all.
Michael: I have an older sister?
Narrator: So much for not abandoning family.
Wayne Jarvis: Why do there have to be puppets like Frank?
Bailiff: All rise for acting's highest honor, Judge Reinhold. (aside) Judge Reinhold neither a real judge, nor has he received acting's highest honor.
Michael: Gob, I'm not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of --
Gob: You were going to say "mockery," weren't you?
Michael: I was in trouble, like, three words into that.
Michael: Hey. What's this?
Gob: Just practicing my testimony. Needed a fake witness box.
Michael: And you couldn't have just taken my stuff off the desk first, or unplugged my computer?
Gob: Justice is swift, Michael.
Lindsay: All they're doing in there is trying to keep people alive. It's a life mill!
Narrator: And, so, like many people who no longer felt anything for each other, they decided to get married.
Buster: Oh, I love soup. If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I'd be happy. I wouldn't even have to taste it. I could just take it through a tube. That would actually be better 'cause I wouldn't even burn my mouth. (laughs softly) Never let me die.
George Michael: Good. I ... great. I was just ... Well, don't answer for ... I, um, yeah. 'Cause I know exactly the cousin, I mean, the ... the girl I would want to give and she'll want give too. We'll ... and we'll do that together. For them, for the sake of ... I ju ... it's a great day. For being sad.
Brian: Hope you don't mind me saying, but these things can go on indefinitely. My mother's been in that bed for two years.
Lucille: (gasps) Oh, how awful. We don't have a private room.
Gob: (as Franklin) Like to see a whore that does that! (as himself) Not the carrying the weight part, but ... on the other hand, if it's free.
George Sr.: Who's on the list? Any blabbers?
Michael: Well, they've got one guy who won't be talking. That is unless there's a hand inside of him.
Tobias: Oh, please, Michael. Even then, I wouldn't say anything.
George Sr.: He, she. What's the difference?
Tobias: Hear hear! In the dark, it's all the same.
Michael playing Captain Hook's lawyer in the 10th grade was first mentioned in "Altar Egos".
Wayne: Why do there have to be puppets like Frank?
This is an allusion to Kyle McLachlan's line in Blue Velvet. "Why are there men like Frank?" This was in reference to Dennis Hopper's character, Frank Booth.
When Gob discovers the audio chip recording in the magazine at the hospital, he goes off looking for the hospital bar. This is just like what Lucille did in "Key Decisions" when Gob got stabbed and was brought to the hospital.
The audio chip recording advertising Judge Reinhold's new court room TV show in which we hear Judge say "My name is Judge," is delivered with the exact same tone and delivery of promos for "My Name is Earl" which airs on NBC.
The shirt on Franklin says 'George Bush doesn't care about Black Puppets', referring to when Kanye West said 'George Bush doesn't care about Black People'.