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    Resist_or_Serve

    [21]Mar 5, 2007
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    "O' Tobias, you blow hard". I find myself saying that aloud just because i can. Most any gay innuendo Tobias says is hilarious. I know there are many more so i will have to go watch the series again to find more and come back to post them
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    ShellShocker42

    [22]Mar 5, 2007
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    "Nichael was upset"
    "Primo bud! Reeeeal sticky weed"
    and
    "Yes he's lost his left arm and he'll be okay"
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    Ivana_M

    [23]Mar 6, 2007
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    Gob said it to Michael in a conversation somewhere sometime.
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    Ivana_M

    [24]Mar 6, 2007
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    mindsedate wrote:
    Ivana_M wrote:

    Gob: "Fat chicks need love to, but they gotta pay"



    What episode was that from? I think that's from family guy.


    it's from AD, Gob said it in convo with Michael, i just don't know what episode sorry
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    Noobs21

    [25]Mar 6, 2007
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    Michael: "Mom, I'm right in the middle of something"
    Michael turns to GOB
    Michael: "Get rid of The Seaward"
    Lucille: "I'll leave when I'm good and ready..."


    Classic A.D. at it's best
    Edited on 03/06/2007 2:28pm
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    clawwombat

    [26]Mar 6, 2007
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    [about Lucille 2's relationship with Buster]
    Lucille: She's been a family friend for years... It's just.. creepy!
    Michael: Mom, I think you might be overreacting.
    Lucille: She changed him as a baby!
    Michael: Ok, that's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
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    Macgyver_Bauer

    [27]Mar 11, 2007
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    i just watched the seasons recently. every episode is a goldmine of quotes

    tobias: i will out your inner queen
    michael: i think you just did

    tobias: do you want a man or a boy? i know how I'D answer

    gob/franklin: whoaaa there, i did NOT say that!
    michael: yea you did, your lips moved, hand didn't
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    jimbo_001

    [28]Mar 11, 2007
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    Gob: When have I ever admitted to making a mistake?
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    NZ-Fan

    [29]Mar 13, 2007
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    Hermano! (not sure how to spell it!)
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    DJc2x

    [30]Apr 12, 2007
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    Tobias: I Know Your The Big Marriage Expert, Oh I'm Sorry i Forgot,  Your Wife Is Dead
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    ElmisOriginal

    [31]Apr 13, 2007
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    I'm not sure if this qualifies as a one liner but no other character spoke in between Gob:

    Gob: (Holding pot of coffee) The worst that could happen is I spill some on my $3000 suit. Come on!!

    Gob: (In elevator) Oh yeah, the guy in the $4000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!!

    Gob: Why don't I just take a whiz through this $5000 suit. Come on!! 

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    yourfault1

    [32]Apr 13, 2007
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    I love the line that George Sr says to Micheal when he asks for the 'one-armed man and the fake blood' (J. Walter Weatherman)

     

    George Sr responds to Micheal with "he's dead, you killed him when you left the door open with the Air Conditioner on."

     

    That episode was brilliant, and George Sr continuing to try to use Weatherman as a way to teach his son 'life lessons' is comedic genius.

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    yourfault1

    [33]Apr 13, 2007
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    Gob's line here is great too:

    "George Michael, what are you doing at a high school dance?"
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    buffyjl

    [34]Apr 13, 2007
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    George Sr : (about Oscar) Do you have any idea what it's like having a sibling depend on you for his income?

    Michael: Just 1? No, but it must be nice.

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    buffyjl

    [35]Apr 13, 2007
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    Here's a 1-word 1-liner. Context doesn't matter, it's always funny.

    Michael: Hermano...

    also,

    Gob: Hermano...

    and for a 2-word 1-liner,

    Buster: Hey, Hermano.

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    izarp

    [36]Apr 15, 2007
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    tobias--  "... an analyst and a therapist, the worlds first ANALRAPIST"

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    joshjorjes

    [37]Apr 17, 2007
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    Uncle Jack - "Did someone order a hundred and forty pounds of upper body strength?"

     

    Buster - "hey, possible nephew" 

     

    Gob - "taste the happy michael"

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    werewolf-snuff

    [38]Apr 19, 2007
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    clawwombat wrote:
    [about Lucille 2's relationship with Buster]
    Lucille: She's been a family friend for years... It's just.. creepy!
    Michael: Mom, I think you might be overreacting.
    Lucille: She changed him as a baby!
    Michael: Ok, that's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

    Great part to that episode. I also love the line Buster threw in "No wonder she didn't look surprised"

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    werewolf-snuff

    [39]Apr 19, 2007
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    Buster: "Theres going to be unlimited juice?! haha this party is going to be off the hook"
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    homerjr1982

    [40]Apr 19, 2007
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    Buster with Franklin to Lucille: 'I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR TIGHT ASS COUNTRY CLUB, YOU FREAK B!TCH!"
    Edited on 04/19/2007 5:03pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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