Steve Holt: Steve Holt!
And here's a great 1-liner from awesome Maeby,
Maeby: Steve Holt!
"Illusions, Michael. tricks are something a wh**** does for money...or cocaine."
"Army had a half day."
"Look at banner, Michael!" (Banner reads: Family Love Michael!)
Not a one liner, but one of the best exchanges:
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No, your sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Wife of Gob: No, that's your sister's brother.
Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me. Me?
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother in law?
|Michael: C'mon, tell the truth George-Michael: Okay, it was for me. I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. White Power Bill: White Power! Gob (getting stabbed): I'M white!|
That was one of the best George Michael moments ever! that and...
George Michael: Don't worry, I'll be bringing the salmon rolls soon!
George, Sr.: How many times do I have to tell this kid chicken wings?!?
Michael: What do you think of when you hear the name, "Sudden Valley"?
George Michael: Salad dressing. But I don't really want to eat it.
Michael: What about, "Paradise Gardens"?
George Michael: Yeah... I can see myself marinating a chicken in that...
Lindsay: That doesn't matter. Aunts can fill that role. Teachers can fill that role. And, someday, you're going to find the right woman to fill that role. But until then... I'll be right across the hall.
Narrator: Lindsay had never been more proud of anything she had said in her entire life.
Tobias : I'm one of the only people who is an analyst and a therapist. I'm an ANALRAPIST.
another Tobias moment;
Lady at the counter in a wig store : Are you gonna buy something, or are you curious?
Tobias : well, you can say that I'm buy-curious.
Tobias : Michael, you can put your love-arrow in me any time
Gob: Tell you what we're gonna do: "Rock Paper Scissors" for it.
Michael: No, no I'm not...
Gob: One, two, three. Paper covers rock.
Michael: It is a rock, though. Should beat everything.
Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. It's kind of like on a boat with "Women and children first."
I have so many. Well, here are my all-time favourites.
Carl Weathers: Baby, you've got a stew going.
Tobias: Tobias... you blowhard!
GOB: I don't see you crying, robot. You taste these tears. Taste my sad.
Buster: We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.
Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
GOB: Great news. Dad wasn't crushed to death.
GOB: It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
And I love everytime that GM gets flustered talking about Maeby, but those tend to be more than "one-liners."
Lucielle: Well, I'm off to the hospital bar.
Michael: There is no hospital bar, mother.
Lucielle: Well! This is why people hate hospitals!
Michael: It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.
Everyone: I've made a huge mistake
Michael: Where'd you get that?
Lindsey: Mom gave it to me...sweet old thing.
Michael: Lindsey, only two of those words describe our mother.
Lindsey: Fine, old thing gave it to me.
Sorry, this is not a one liner but it's one of the funniest conversations in my opinion:Cab driver: Where to, mate?
Tobias: The Gothic Castle
Cab driver: Gothic @sshole?
Tobias: That's what I said!