Best one liners from Arrested Development

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    Krevlornemem

    [81]Sep 2, 2009
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    RussMac316 wrote:

    Tobias: "I'm afraid I just blue myself."

    pause

    Michael: There has to be a better way to say that.

    I agree with this.
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    KingofIPirates

    [82]Sep 2, 2009
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    Definitely one of the funniest lines in the series.
    Michael: "You stay on top of her, buddy. Do not be afraid to ride her. Hard."
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    kibagami25

    [83]Sep 8, 2009
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    Gob: Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio. Spanish actor: Como? Gob: Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.

    Gob: Steve Holt's not my son. George Michael Bluth: Steve Holt? What, the moron jock? Gob: That's my son, you pothead.

    Gob: I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.

    Gob: Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night. Narrator: But he really didn't Gob: Yes, I did.
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    chalidon1881

    [84]Sep 24, 2009
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    My top fave:

    Gob:F@#$ you, Tom.

    Buster: Who would ever R her?

    Buster/Franklin: I don't want any of your tired ass country club, you freak B@#$%!

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    I_Smell_Fishy

    [85]Oct 10, 2009
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    It doesn't qualify as a quote, but my favorite may always be Tobias's self titled position as an "analrapist".
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    ana_jovanovic

    [86]Dec 20, 2009
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    Michael mouthing "What is wrong with me" whenever he says something outrageous to a girl, for example "I bid you fare morough" to Rita or promising to Maggy Lizer that he'll take care of the baby... Just priceless...
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    Newman

    [87]Jan 22, 2012
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    Tobias: I'm sorry, Ted, is it? Did Ted have an appointment? No? Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!
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